@MarkAssPandi

MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet

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Experimental instance (or not, ig its staying i dont care anymore)

A queer moron that does cool shit sometimes like being a speaker at an event
Certified euro cuck
A woman
Idk
Nerd

Website: kamila.pet

If something I say sounds insane it's usually a shitpost, but if you wanna be sure u can ask (It will give me feedback to add notation so that I can be sure it's not misunderstood)

I can be weird and lewd here, I usually try to CW stuff correctly, mostly succeed but viewer discretion is advised, I am not strictly mDNI but I def would require not interacting with lewd posts, and I will block if I realize that this is happening.
Also lewd stuff I post are usually jokes, I am in a monogamous relationship so do NOT try to unironically hit on me. Ironically is fine if I know you and its all for jokes.

Few statements that I believe so if u dont believe you might not like me and I might not like you:
- Trans rights (I mean ALL trans rights. Transfem, masc, enby, anything else too, you are all valid)
- Gay rights
- Queer rights
- MAPs aren't queers. Pedophilia is not a sexuality.
- Privacy matters

See also: @markasspandi

Pronouns she/her (EN), ona/jej (PL)

MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet

10h

UK politics, social media ban

@yassie_j Unironically I can't see a single thing this would be useable for.
Like what does it even try to accomplish?
Reduce phone time after 20:30??
That seems to be the only thing it could do, but it wouldn't even work well for that.

MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet

17h

@Transbian_Arsonists @julia dont
dont remind of that
it has to be forgotten

MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet

@hazelnoot finally
he got very lazy these past few years, havent released shit

MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet

@hipsterelectron real filesystem content is friends we made along the way

MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet

I watched TADC The Last Act and oh my godddd

MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet

@jeder oj rel

MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet

@yassie_j worm blankie

MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet

@julia root user has access to root

MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet

uooooh
my boubers
they hurt after P.E. class
ouhhhhhh

MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet

@badeline was meant to say road but this is funnier

MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet

@badeline eoad

MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet

not rly spoilers but TADC talk about its themes ig so maybe gonna cw idk

@julia im so excited to see the movie now I gots to see how this ends

MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet

not rly spoilers but TADC talk about its themes ig so maybe gonna cw idk

@julia fr i was not ready
like
at first I was reluctant cus "aw man, no more silly mario pariodeis :("
but holy peak
how did they mix that level of emotional trauma with humour thats insane honestly

MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet

@julia i watched whole thing im planning cinema trip now with friend for the last act this shit is INSANE

MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet

I binged whole TADC (except The Last Act) and
holy shit it was good but I did NOT sleep at all like not even a second of sleep this night im dying but it was worth it tbh

MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet

@julia that post lowkey made me watch this cus I literally decided to fuck it and binged it and now i'm at 6th episode even tho i should be eeping :3

MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet

@julia (also I feel like I've already seen it anyway cus of the sheer fucking amount of spoilers I saw on tumblr istg)

MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet

@julia movies that make u cry
gotta be one of my favourite genders

MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet

@julia Damn Ig I rly have to watch TADC and that movie

MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet

@jeder no nie zesraj sie tylko

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