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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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Experimental instance (or not, ig its staying i dont care anymore)

A queer moron that does cool shit sometimes like being a speaker at an event
Certified euro cuck
A woman
Idk
Nerd

Website:
kamila.pet

If something I say sounds insane it's usually a shitpost, but if you wanna be sure u can ask (It will give me feedback to add notation so that I can be sure it's not misunderstood)

I can be weird and lewd here, I usually try to CW stuff correctly, mostly succeed but viewer discretion is advised, I am not strictly mDNI but I def would require not interacting with lewd posts, and I will block if I realize that this is happening.
Also lewd stuff I post are usually jokes, I am in a monogamous relationship so do NOT try to unironically hit on me. Ironically is fine if I know you and its all for jokes.

Few statements that I believe so if u dont believe you might not like me and I might not like you:
- Trans rights (I mean ALL trans rights. Transfem, masc, enby, anything else too, you are all valid)
- Gay rights
- Queer rights
- MAPs aren't queers. Pedophilia is not a sexuality.
- Privacy matters

See also:
@markasspandi
Pronouns
she/her (EN), ona/jej (PL)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
7mo
@thermia @Transbian_Arsonists and also built-in DDOS protection
like honestly I don't blame ppl using it tbh, it sucks but it offers actual protection against this
cloudflare showcases how internet sucks because u either have to let urself be potentially attacked or use service that sucks ass
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
7mo
aaaaaaa I wanna go to Oh My Hack so bad but its expensive wwaaaaaaa
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
8mo
oh no cloudflare is down what I will do without access to my federated verse
oh wait
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
8mo
ok yeah it became a situation they updated the status
womp womp
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
8mo
Cloudflare just died yet their service status shows that ita just couple of endpoints which are being re-routed lol
like bitch where do u re-route ut ur whole network died
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
8mo
@jeder I literally just went here to post about it lol
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
8mo
@domi @lanodan @_r ohh nice
idk why I assumed that all games have to link with steamapi before release or smthn
good to know thanks
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
8mo
@domi @lanodan @_r I need to learn how to launch games without steam cus I never bothered to check that
Cus afaik by default games still launch steam first even if they don't have any separate DRM right? Or am I wrong?
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
8mo
@lanodan @domi @_r Yeah their desktop client is... sub-optimal I would say lmao
On my laptop it can take like solid 30 seconds before I can use it, and when it starts downloading something my laptop just basically locks up lmao
So I usually try to run steam on laptop occasionally, when I'm not doing anything on my laptop so it might download updates, because it's basically unusable during that time
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
8mo
@domi @_r I love that valve treats it's hardware as just PC's so that even if they decide to enshittify everything you can just install a different OS
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
8mo
@littlefox "my grafana" said using grafana cloud cus bitch is too lazy and cheap to setup own grafana
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
8mo
@littlefox My grafana is tingling for more datapoints
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
8mo
I love servers I love managing servers its just so fun I should rly push into devops actually like its just so fun not even joking I like looking at service dashboards and shit
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
8mo
lewd wtf Sammy @theresnotime "sandwich that becomes eaten when it's being eaten" kind of post fr
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
8mo
@lunascaped I read extension pack instead of rack and I legit thought that after turkey updates they now released turkey DLC
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
8mo
@julia IceShrimp nonbinary child
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
8mo
@julia where's kickstarter I want to invest
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
8mo
can everyone who see's this boost this dang post cus im testing metrics here and i wanna see graphs go whoooo
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
8mo
I finally set up proper monitoring for this place
Grafana is kinda cool
I can't wait for it to update something and break everything
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
8mo
@fiore my opinioj about x meta i dislike ppl fighting its rly mean