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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
Private
Experimental instance (or not, ig its staying i dont care anymore)

A queer moron that does cool shit sometimes like being a speaker at an event
Certified euro cuck
A woman
Idk
Nerd

Website:
kamila.pet

If something I say sounds insane it's usually a shitpost, but if you wanna be sure u can ask (It will give me feedback to add notation so that I can be sure it's not misunderstood)

I can be weird and lewd here, I usually try to CW stuff correctly, mostly succeed but viewer discretion is advised, I am not strictly mDNI but I def would require not interacting with lewd posts, and I will block if I realize that this is happening.
Also lewd stuff I post are usually jokes, I am in a monogamous relationship so do NOT try to unironically hit on me. Ironically is fine if I know you and its all for jokes.

Few statements that I believe so if u dont believe you might not like me and I might not like you:
- Trans rights (I mean ALL trans rights. Transfem, masc, enby, anything else too, you are all valid)
- Gay rights
- Queer rights
- MAPs aren't queers. Pedophilia is not a sexuality.
- Privacy matters

See also:
@markasspandi
Pronouns
she/her (EN), ona/jej (PL)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
8mo
@julia damn
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
8mo
@julia what if i host sharkey
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
8mo
@J0S3PH when I was first dual booting linux for some reason I booted into it always via Windows Recovery
Like windows was always going into recovery during boot
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
8mo
@J0S3PH Nerdy kids are the best software testers cus we always somehow break shit beyond human understanding
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
8mo
@jeder talon
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
8mo
@kuriko damn rhats a lot
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
8mo
@kuriko what's 7*7 quick i need it for math exam
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
8mo
@yassie_j I have become death
The destroyer of firefox
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
8mo
@yassie_j @julia patsYaseenPink
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
8mo
This place started as just a fun experiment but its been going for so long that I don't wanna switch over anymore so I just decided to finally actually finish the profile description here lol
So yeah shrimpnet.gej.pet domain is here to stay, idc about migrating it anymore
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
8mo
@julia every sentient being should have a brain implant that informs them that I am a shitposter saying shit fr
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
8mo
@julia i hate that i have to specify that its a joke cus im worried of being misinterprated
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
8mo
lewd joke, like actually a joke please do NOT take this seriously 😭 @julia proof or lie
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
8mo
lewd, sorry but its this kind of mood tonight @julia As a white person, yeah I can say I'm pretty good at sucking...
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
8mo
@theresnotime It looks like something Cam from Modern Family would wear so yeah 100%
(also rly cute)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
8mo
why is anonymized PII even a thing just fucking remove it if u dont need it
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
8mo
Is it just me or is wayback machine like inaccesible for past few weeks?
Front page works but whenever I try to check any URL it just says "429 too many requests"
Both with and without VPN
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
8mo
Open Source projects have 2 types of names:
bad

good with backstory like "I accidentally sat on my keyboard and it looked dope"
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
8mo
Rich powerful people will blame The Woke on making mentall illness and in their portfolio they will have Attention Span Destroyer & Hate Everyone Machine 3000 which you can download right now for free
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
8mo
@halva but yeah thats all just blah blah I just want xbox to fail cus fuck microsoft im going to sleep good night