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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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Experimental instance (or not, ig its staying i dont care anymore)

A queer moron that does cool shit sometimes like being a speaker at an event
Certified euro cuck
A woman
Idk
Nerd

Website:
kamila.pet

If something I say sounds insane it's usually a shitpost, but if you wanna be sure u can ask (It will give me feedback to add notation so that I can be sure it's not misunderstood)

I can be weird and lewd here, I usually try to CW stuff correctly, mostly succeed but viewer discretion is advised, I am not strictly mDNI but I def would require not interacting with lewd posts, and I will block if I realize that this is happening.
Also lewd stuff I post are usually jokes, I am in a monogamous relationship so do NOT try to unironically hit on me. Ironically is fine if I know you and its all for jokes.

Few statements that I believe so if u dont believe you might not like me and I might not like you:
- Trans rights (I mean ALL trans rights. Transfem, masc, enby, anything else too, you are all valid)
- Gay rights
- Queer rights
- MAPs aren't queers. Pedophilia is not a sexuality.
- Privacy matters

See also:
@markasspandi
Pronouns
she/her (EN), ona/jej (PL)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
pissthread subpost @theking @memdmp Yeah well its funny as hell so
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
pissthread subpost @theking @memdmp how do u think I feel I basically started the damn thing and I am not into piss either 😭
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
@sodiboo @memdmp omfg I just realized I am like, one of the parts that started this hellthread
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
@freeplay that's a good score tho u gotta admit
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
@freeplay omg thats mine post
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
Bathroom hygiene @anselmschueler @puppygirlhornypost2 @sodiboo @memdmp @jes Poop sure yeah I was def joking about that
But piss?
Like while it's running then it can be basically washed off instantly, after all piss is just... water with additional stuff
and if you drink enough fluids and have good enough diet then there's not a lot more than just water
And interacting with piss isn't unhealthy by itself either, since when previous conditions are met, then that's at most a bit stinky water, and even if it is worse then afaik there isn't really any health related issue with that, as long as its your own piss (or idk someone you know well and their bodily fluids can't pass anything onto you)
And even in the worst case, as long as you don't lick the shower floor/wall then I think its fine even in that case.
I mean yeah it's a different story if someone just, does not want that, then yeah like don't piss in strangers showers thats bad, but if you piss in your own shower, while showering, I think that's fine.
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
@sodiboo @puppygirlhornypost2 @memdmp @jes I'm sorry but I read that first part like Technologic by Daft Punk
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
STOP REMOVING PISS FROM THE CW @sodiboo @puppygirlhornypost2 @memdmp @jes oh I didn't read that one post that mentioned that
I actually did mean with shower on cus with it off i do agree
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
@puppygirlhornypost2 @sodiboo @memdmp @jes I mean yeah I know
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
STOP REMOVING PISS FROM THE CW @sodiboo @puppygirlhornypost2 @memdmp @jes why would bathroom floor be cold while in the shower
like
shower waters the floor and makes it the right temperature
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
piss @memdmp don't follow me here like that i casted a spell on you
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
@puppygirlhornypost2 @sodiboo @memdmp @jes im actually terrified of consequences this might bring
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
do you ever are in a thread and then realize what the thread is about and suddenly have a clarity like what the fuck am i doing here
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
re: STOP REMOVING PISS FROM THE CW, i also added shit here @jes @puppygirlhornypost2 @sodiboo @memdmp my brain is collapsing rn does that count
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
re: STOP REMOVING PISS FROM THE CW, i also added shit here @puppygirlhornypost2 @sodiboo @memdmp @jes tho im leaving as soon as poop fetish comes in like
y'all do y'all but that is not my thing
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
re: STOP REMOVING PISS FROM THE CW, i also added shit here @jes @puppygirlhornypost2 @sodiboo @memdmp yeah fair honestly its becoming too much to handle for me too lol
its funny tho so i will keep being here
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
STOP REMOVING PISS FROM THE CW, i also added shit here @puppygirlhornypost2 @sodiboo @memdmp @jes u can also shit in the shower if the drain is big enough
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
STOP REMOVING PISS FROM THE CW @puppygirlhornypost2 @sodiboo @memdmp @jes as a proof of concept i just pissed in your shower
can you tell?
i mean maybe your pissman senses can smell it but lile regular people wouldn't
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
re: STOP REMOVING PISS FROM THE CW @jes @puppygirlhornypost2 @sodiboo @memdmp i was kidding dw
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
STOP REMOVING PISS FROM THE CW @sodiboo @puppygirlhornypost2 @memdmp @jes wdym pissing in the shower is gross it goes to the same place anyway