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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
Private
Experimental instance (or not, ig its staying i dont care anymore)

A queer moron that does cool shit sometimes like being a speaker at an event
Certified euro cuck
A woman
Idk
Nerd

Website:
kamila.pet

If something I say sounds insane it's usually a shitpost, but if you wanna be sure u can ask (It will give me feedback to add notation so that I can be sure it's not misunderstood)

I can be weird and lewd here, I usually try to CW stuff correctly, mostly succeed but viewer discretion is advised, I am not strictly mDNI but I def would require not interacting with lewd posts, and I will block if I realize that this is happening.
Also lewd stuff I post are usually jokes, I am in a monogamous relationship so do NOT try to unironically hit on me. Ironically is fine if I know you and its all for jokes.

Few statements that I believe so if u dont believe you might not like me and I might not like you:
- Trans rights (I mean ALL trans rights. Transfem, masc, enby, anything else too, you are all valid)
- Gay rights
- Queer rights
- MAPs aren't queers. Pedophilia is not a sexuality.
- Privacy matters

See also:
@markasspandi
Pronouns
she/her (EN), ona/jej (PL)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
@UpCloud more like UpCloud will do AI
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
@sodiboo @charlotte except when I do but that's irrelevant
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
@sodiboo @charlotte I never cheat
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
@sodiboo @charlotte Do I win
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
@sodiboo "as you can see there button sl34 was clicked 75 times, now wait for it... see, a second later, button sl34 was now clicked 254 times, truly astonishing"
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
@sodiboo I can't wait for the 4.5 hour breakdown
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
@sodiboo oh shit nice
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
@cobra @sodiboo skill issue maybe get fish
(/j)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
What if you
wanted to take a short quick little cute nap
but brain said
cPTSD
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
politics @puppygirlhornypost2 oh bruh
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
@puppygirlhornypost2 never watched but im curious why
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
@jiub @niko "This lifestyle isn't natural!!!"
Said a person, on a piece of metal + glass + plastic operating using bagilions of microscopically tiny metal pieces, sending messages using literal waves of invisible light, that get collected using boxes of other metal thingies doing math.
Because that's natural.
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
@alina you just lost "don't explain 'the game' game"
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
@alina what game
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
nsfw, what, like what, LEWD @gamer @sodiboo @Chloe I am NOT reading an uber engineer pfp account say the word CUM
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
nsfw, what, like what @gamer @sodiboo @Chloe Until I see video of buttplug boy playing drunk and singing while beating an almost lost game I don't care
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
@sodiboo @Chloe
Magnus Carlsen and any other chessmaster walk into a bar.

Magnus Carlsen orders 2 vodkas and drinks them.

Other chessmaster seeing this shakes his hand and says "well played."
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
@alina Good job!
(btw what do you use for tracking?)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
re: eye contact @littlefox You can NOT beat the allegations