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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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Experimental instance (or not, ig its staying i dont care anymore)

A queer moron that does cool shit sometimes like being a speaker at an event
Certified euro cuck
A woman
Idk
Nerd

Website:
kamila.pet

If something I say sounds insane it's usually a shitpost, but if you wanna be sure u can ask (It will give me feedback to add notation so that I can be sure it's not misunderstood)

I can be weird and lewd here, I usually try to CW stuff correctly, mostly succeed but viewer discretion is advised, I am not strictly mDNI but I def would require not interacting with lewd posts, and I will block if I realize that this is happening.
Also lewd stuff I post are usually jokes, I am in a monogamous relationship so do NOT try to unironically hit on me. Ironically is fine if I know you and its all for jokes.

Few statements that I believe so if u dont believe you might not like me and I might not like you:
- Trans rights (I mean ALL trans rights. Transfem, masc, enby, anything else too, you are all valid)
- Gay rights
- Queer rights
- MAPs aren't queers. Pedophilia is not a sexuality.
- Privacy matters

See also:
@markasspandi
Pronouns
she/her (EN), ona/jej (PL)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@ananas @witix Jokes on U the newest computer I have is 6 years old no Copilot button for me
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@ananas @witix Exploding you with my big explosion gun (/lh)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@witix Hey
I'm a sophisticated puppy.
I don't drink, I get stoned like a good girl
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@witix same with SSDs btw
Fill that drives baby, use those cycles!
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@witix There should be a kernel that fills RAM with random data constantly so it is always utilized, training it and stuff like exercise, to strengthen the RAM muscles (M in RAM is for Muscle)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@sjolsen the least stereotypical instance of xkcd.com/927/
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@sodiboo bruh this thread so long i aint readin allat good luck with this shit
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@GroupNebula563 @sodiboo georg? georgy home?
we need to cure this patent
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@alina waf
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
Me posting in Polish: neodog_angel
Me when someone posts in language I don't understand:
akko_wtf2
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@tauon @halva u dont get it u need 1 vps per user cus that reduces the kubernetes overhead of docker autoscale cluster bombardrilo crocodillo movement of the instances between different geozones and poopfart shiten managemeny
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@voltrina bullshit
Poland mostly ignores basic human rights, if that's the "sovereignity" then I don't give a single fuck about this country
Poland doesn't fight authoritarism, it fights
foreign authoritarism to promote own nationalistic authoritarism
It's all the same shit
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
Honestly paypal is such a stupid fucking "product"
It's moving numbers between accounts well la dee daa mr 1 SQL query
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@sodiboo google vs google meet account
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@sodiboo John Reply
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
nini
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
Im pretty sure I fucked up the migration and now images in here dont work lol
New ones work but old ones I think I fucked up oh well
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
call me woke but i ain't sleepin even tho i should be
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@sodiboo what
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@puppygirlhornypost2 @old_angry_queer I'll be honest posts like this actually boost my mood cus I am usuallt very very very self concious about body hair and then I see those posts and think "woaw"