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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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Experimental instance (or not, ig its staying i dont care anymore)

A queer moron that does cool shit sometimes like being a speaker at an event
Certified euro cuck
A woman
Idk
Nerd

Website:
kamila.pet

If something I say sounds insane it's usually a shitpost, but if you wanna be sure u can ask (It will give me feedback to add notation so that I can be sure it's not misunderstood)

I can be weird and lewd here, I usually try to CW stuff correctly, mostly succeed but viewer discretion is advised, I am not strictly mDNI but I def would require not interacting with lewd posts, and I will block if I realize that this is happening.
Also lewd stuff I post are usually jokes, I am in a monogamous relationship so do NOT try to unironically hit on me. Ironically is fine if I know you and its all for jokes.

Few statements that I believe so if u dont believe you might not like me and I might not like you:
- Trans rights (I mean ALL trans rights. Transfem, masc, enby, anything else too, you are all valid)
- Gay rights
- Queer rights
- MAPs aren't queers. Pedophilia is not a sexuality.
- Privacy matters

See also:
@markasspandi
Pronouns
she/her (EN), ona/jej (PL)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
fedi when boundries
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
On one hand I think that age verification should be as unsafe as humanily possible so that it fucks up so badly that it would have to be scrapped

On the other hand people send their IDs over SMS sometimes and if we depend on public opinion to make age verification die then we're doomed
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@cobra @julia weed
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
they should make me but cute
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@sodiboo @hazelnoot @faithisleaping @SymTrkl @Impossible_PhD xkcd.com/1172/
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
I also accidentally added way too much soap (idk name for it but like the washing machine juice) so it will probably have to also have additional rinsing oh well
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@lily tbh I thought it was Cuddy telling that to House at first but then I realized its to chase
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
That feeling when I set laundry at like 2 am and cus of that I will have to take it out in like an hour (5 am) so no sleep for me ig
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@sodiboo I don't believe you have ability to have enough shame to delete anything
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
if gaysex.cloud would stop respecting delete activity, @sodiboo would make it into Internet Archive of fedi
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@lily
u cant fire me im too inteligent and this whole hospital exists only because of me

true
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@vozercozer I remember parts of it but not fully 💔
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@sneexy @usernameswift 25 nukes send to the location
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@boghan Never happened to me tbh
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@vozercozer He did DJ and did pretty damn good with that, singing and shit
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@sodiboo has that kind of autism that makes u click button and that button is boost
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@notsludgebomb I hope so
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@halva @jeder Yeah thats fair point
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@sodiboo @julia well
my code would not only give me credits, but it would also not give you anything so thats like imo pretty good
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@halva @jeder
Ok I will be a bit of an advocate for the devil but he spends good chunk of this post saying how age verification and anti-porn laws are very wrong?

and those threads yeah he does like to brag like that yeah that's lmfao