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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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Experimental instance (or not, ig its staying i dont care anymore)

A queer moron that does cool shit sometimes like being a speaker at an event
Certified euro cuck
A woman
Idk
Nerd

Website: kamila.pet

If something I say sounds insane it's usually a shitpost, but if you wanna be sure u can ask (It will give me feedback to add notation so that I can be sure it's not misunderstood)

I can be weird and lewd here, I usually try to CW stuff correctly, mostly succeed but viewer discretion is advised, I am not strictly mDNI but I def would require not interacting with lewd posts, and I will block if I realize that this is happening.
Also lewd stuff I post are usually jokes, I am in a monogamous relationship so do NOT try to unironically hit on me. Ironically is fine if I know you and its all for jokes.

Few statements that I believe so if u dont believe you might not like me and I might not like you:
- Trans rights (I mean ALL trans rights. Transfem, masc, enby, anything else too, you are all valid)
- Gay rights
- Queer rights
- MAPs aren't queers. Pedophilia is not a sexuality.
- Privacy matters

See also: @markasspandi
Pronouns she/her (EN), ona/jej (PL)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@alina wowa pretty and ye looks cozy af
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
One idea I thought about was making expiration times quick and adding a counter to the claims, which would increment whenever an expiration time is reached so a new JWT would be given to the client, and when counter would reach 0 (here assuming for example we decrement it), it would invalidate and require another login.
That way, a token could be revoked because tokens would be short-lived, but at the same time it wouldn't require storing refresh keys etc.
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
I'm working on something that uses JWT's and
I wanna keep it stateless but I'm thinking how to handle stuff like invalidating keys before they expire (like for remote logout etc) without using rotating keys cus I feel that would not longer be stateless.
Any ideas?
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@szkodnix yeah lmao
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
I woke up to an email saying my twitter account got suspended lmao
I don't even use that account but suddenly account that is older than Elon's presidency over Twitter was tagged as "inauthentic"?
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@evamik @cyb3rm0shp1t @N33R Team Fortress 2
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@jana @thermia Same lmao
I remember going to train station, and see on the monitor "slutstation"
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@UpCloud akko_scream2
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@UpCloud where my increased limit i need my increased limit
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@tauon nini have good dreams
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@ity @sodiboo Isn't redox under a non-profit
with no for-profit shenanigans that those VC scams usually do?
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
re: selfie, no face, lots of boobage and cleavage @julia @ghostlyash Julia fr went
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
mh- how is it ive been sitting and doing computer shit programming stuff for like basically half my life and there are ppl younger than me that know like 50x shit I know like comparing to others is bullshit i know it but like I just feel lile I wasted a lot of time of my life
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@julia neodog_pat
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@alina Well u do rly cool computer stuff imo that matters
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@ity "the only bad thing that corporations do is abuse children"
oh actually no this show does explore bad shit that corpos do also, kinda anticapitalistic premise even (at least from what I remember, and I also watched only first season lol)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@yassie_j Also mandatory later episode starting with having one of the main actors stand and say "Hi, I'm an actor, as we record this, world is in a pandemic, following episodes will be an imagination of the world after this crisis, where we no longer have to fear the infection."
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@alina "bring the whole hecking alphabet"
how I invite my lgbtq+ friends
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@ity "Hi im a guy that's like mentally ill u can see im mentally ill because im speaking in monotonous voice and say stuff that only mentally ill would say and I also take drugs also im a computer nerd "
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@thermia Insane blunt rotation