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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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Experimental instance (or not, ig its staying i dont care anymore)

A queer moron that does cool shit sometimes like being a speaker at an event
Certified euro cuck
A woman
Idk
Nerd

Website:
kamila.pet

If something I say sounds insane it's usually a shitpost, but if you wanna be sure u can ask (It will give me feedback to add notation so that I can be sure it's not misunderstood)

I can be weird and lewd here, I usually try to CW stuff correctly, mostly succeed but viewer discretion is advised, I am not strictly mDNI but I def would require not interacting with lewd posts, and I will block if I realize that this is happening.
Also lewd stuff I post are usually jokes, I am in a monogamous relationship so do NOT try to unironically hit on me. Ironically is fine if I know you and its all for jokes.

Few statements that I believe so if u dont believe you might not like me and I might not like you:
- Trans rights (I mean ALL trans rights. Transfem, masc, enby, anything else too, you are all valid)
- Gay rights
- Queer rights
- MAPs aren't queers. Pedophilia is not a sexuality.
- Privacy matters

See also:
@markasspandi
Pronouns
she/her (EN), ona/jej (PL)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
3mo
lewd-ish? not targetted at anyone, joke @ReignOfRaining good... good... more sex for me 😈
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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@mkljczk Z czego słyszałam to są troche pomiędzy KO i PSL, ale są pro EU i nie robią zbyt wojen kulturowych więc chyba bardziej pozytywnie niż negatywnie
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
3mo
@yassie_j Rice with unseasoned chicken kind of meal
(And I tell you, I am in for the meal)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
3mo
re: evil terrible discord profile, slur (bad one) @boghan i mean rest aint better
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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re: evil terrible discord profile, slur (bad one) @boghan "DNI: handicapped" what
"sorry u have no leg no talking with you"
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
3mo
@puppygirlhornypost2 @mjdxp yeah whatever u say
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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@redsad
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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brain fart OSU is from Onlung Shlongung Ulongung
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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@radiant159 @gabboman Asahi isn't actually a distro but a project to port linux kernel to Apple Sillicon
flagship asahi distro is actually fedora and there are couple of other ones
asahilinux.org/about/
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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re: genai, deltachat @lumi maybe offtopic but is this related to the recent "drama"? Cus I think it'd be appropriate to mention whatever the fuck happened there
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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@mia @thiscatis @LunaDragofelis women kissing works too btw
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
3mo
Don't feel bad that after day of hard work you can't go to the gym or whatever like some people do
You worked hard enough, rest your ass, it's important too
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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I just thought of something kinda funny
In the "self improvement" cult (not saying all SI is a cult, but that specific part of it) there is both thinking of "you should live your current life to the fullest" and "skip stuff rn so that you can be healthy in your 80s" and like
That second part is literally the opposite of the first one, this is literally just double think lmao
Taking care of your health is important but you should also have fun rn y'know, maybe don't take every single drug on earth at once while driking for a week straight and licking a random wall for fun, but also don't try hard yourself rn just so that you might get additional 1 day of life later
Moderation is key, including not sacrificing your mental health for VERY distant POTENTIAL gains
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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re: selfies, eye-contact, thermia inside @julia @thermia damn I didn't know
waow
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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re: selfies, eye-contact, thermia inside @julia @thermia wait what
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@liv damn that missions long
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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Played Tomodachi Life demo and I might lowkey buy it
Expensive af tho 😭
But damn I made Shrek and Weird Al become friends based on their mutual love for eating shrimp this shits peak
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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My hottest take ever is that 2001 Space Odyssey only appeal is visual effects other than that it was mid imo
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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@Stellar I actually got what were they trying to do from the beginning and it was instantly hilarious to me
and each sentence was just adding up to it
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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@Stellar I lowkey almost pissed myself laughing