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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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Experimental instance (or not, ig its staying i dont care anymore)

A queer moron that does cool shit sometimes like being a speaker at an event
Certified euro cuck
A woman
Idk
Nerd

Website:
kamila.pet

If something I say sounds insane it's usually a shitpost, but if you wanna be sure u can ask (It will give me feedback to add notation so that I can be sure it's not misunderstood)

I can be weird and lewd here, I usually try to CW stuff correctly, mostly succeed but viewer discretion is advised, I am not strictly mDNI but I def would require not interacting with lewd posts, and I will block if I realize that this is happening.
Also lewd stuff I post are usually jokes, I am in a monogamous relationship so do NOT try to unironically hit on me. Ironically is fine if I know you and its all for jokes.

Few statements that I believe so if u dont believe you might not like me and I might not like you:
- Trans rights (I mean ALL trans rights. Transfem, masc, enby, anything else too, you are all valid)
- Gay rights
- Queer rights
- MAPs aren't queers. Pedophilia is not a sexuality.
- Privacy matters

See also:
@markasspandi
Pronouns
she/her (EN), ona/jej (PL)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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@0x6e6174 (deleted and re-drafted to remove wrong pronoun sorry for that)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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@0x6e6174 I'm not saying I disagree I'm commenting about how tf apple fucked this up
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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@0x6e6174 I thought they were meant to be good at at least listening to music cus they are like new gen ipods and apple seemed to be good at that one thing
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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uh oh
im sorry queer person
we detected ur doing something that does not align with my views of being a label you identify with
because of that I demand you be removed from queer communities



(to be clear this post is a satire)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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@julia also fuck "gay but not queer" people like
okay I understand someone that just doesn't like the label or something
but we all fucking know what those people mean when they say this shit
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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@julia Honestly I find it both sad and hilarious when queer people police others like
Bitch thats friendly fire u doing
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
slur @julia or faggot
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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@julia tbh idk if I'd call myself bi i mean technically yeah but I prefer just calling myself gay (as in umbrella term) or queer
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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@julia Omg hiii I'm dating a cis guy too as bi girl
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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shitty joke oh my fucking god shut the fuck up I give full permission to stone me to death I don't even agree with what I said I hate C++ @ity I object to that
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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@sneexy fr i was looking at pleroma docs and saw only nginx mentioned and was like hell nah jicksaw ur tweaking
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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@silly real af
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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@corsa dla mnie po polsku brzmi też normalnie
a po tym jak angol raz mnie uderzył "Make me an icecream" bo skurwiel wiedział dobrze co to znaczy to już nie gadam o engliszu
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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I'm impressed how my ass is still salty because of KSP 2 disaster
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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@h @ada @yassie_j I got bored so I sent them an email asking if I can do the Polish translation :3
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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@h @ada @yassie_j Honestly changing that to just "This is NOT a cookie banner" would make it so much better
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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@h @ada @yassie_j I wanted to check if there's Polish version but nope :3
kinda sad
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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@h @ada @yassie_j Ngl I feel like I kinda wanna add this but also
uhhhh
ehhhhh
meh
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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@h @ada @yassie_j Can you send the link? I'm trying to find this campaign but I can't find it lol
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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@julia Honestly with this one yeah like unironically