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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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Experimental instance (or not, ig its staying i dont care anymore)

A queer moron that does cool shit sometimes like being a speaker at an event
Certified euro cuck
A woman
Idk
Nerd

Website:
kamila.pet

If something I say sounds insane it's usually a shitpost, but if you wanna be sure u can ask (It will give me feedback to add notation so that I can be sure it's not misunderstood)

I can be weird and lewd here, I usually try to CW stuff correctly, mostly succeed but viewer discretion is advised, I am not strictly mDNI but I def would require not interacting with lewd posts, and I will block if I realize that this is happening.
Also lewd stuff I post are usually jokes, I am in a monogamous relationship so do NOT try to unironically hit on me. Ironically is fine if I know you and its all for jokes.

Few statements that I believe so if u dont believe you might not like me and I might not like you:
- Trans rights (I mean ALL trans rights. Transfem, masc, enby, anything else too, you are all valid)
- Gay rights
- Queer rights
- MAPs aren't queers. Pedophilia is not a sexuality.
- Privacy matters

See also:
@markasspandi
Pronouns
she/her (EN), ona/jej (PL)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
lewd, barely related to like one part of the post, what @0x4d6165 @tauon oh its sweaty alright
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@solidsanek "9.9 CVE in all CPUs"
looks inside
"computer reacts to keyboard"
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
I don't wanna make world political I just wanna know if this project supoorts trans rights thats not political its just that u suck if u dont
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@boghan @alina @awoo I remember seeing that image so long ago and I always thought it was Elmo what 😭
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@boghan @alina @awoo wait
that
that is
an person?
I legit thought it was just fucking
photoshopped Elon Muak
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
dysphoria, mh- Summer is like worst time for me in terms of dysphoria cus I can't hide myself in hoodie and long pants its getting too hot for that but I just can't bear showing anymore of my body publicly
Not only I look like shit but also I visibly shave and shit and I just get terrified that someone will notice that I shave and will beat me up
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
winter pls come back i need to be able to leave house in a hoodie I can't show my body like that
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@J0S3PH ta wiem że można pdfy ale papierowe książki o wiele mi się lepiej czyta
mniej rozpraszają i wgl
i po prostu vibe jest inny
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
Biblioteka publiczna nie miała książek Asimova 💔
Ja musze fundacje przeczytać ale nie mam kasy by kupić xd
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
mh-- @alina idk if me saying this will help, i doubt, but I'll say that
I don't find u pathetic at all, quite the opposite
despite all shit life put you through, you fought and did good
U won't believe me but ur amazing and I wanna say that no matter if u believe me or not, cus i truly think so
neodog_hug_sad
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
legal explanation about this topic but pls don't do it its just explaining this specific topic @mayu well, depends
mostly lots of paperwork probably, because for example death does not automatically stop the tenancy (usually, depends on the lease), it becomes part of the estate and might get transfered to first of kin/other person entitled to that estate
the property itself might become a crime scene for some time, during investigation and such
probably professional cleaning will be needed tho idk if that would be problem of landlord or person that acquired the estate (probably landlords tho)
so I feel that there would be about the same amount of work for landlord in this case as in with any different type of death that would happen on the premise

pls don't do it, if u wanna fuck the landlord living and making their life worse is a better way
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
co ty kurwa piszesz pojebalo cie @corsa już jade już
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@ananas nieskończoność nieskończoności + 1
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@alina ohh lmao
yeah
tbh I didn't manage this migration rly well cus I never planned on this instance to exist for that long
I still plan on migrating it cus I wanna make it so that handle is actually just gej.pet so yeah my bad here lol
I'm thinking still about how to handle this after migration cus like I want my followers back but I feel mentioning everyone who follows me would be rude and pushy
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@alina hi I noticed after this post u don't follow me and just wanted to ask if I was part of this unfollowing or perhaps I just misremembered if u followed me
if u unfollowed for those reasons I understand just wanted to ask cus like I legit can't remember if we were mutuals or not
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
fucked up that u can think of a big number and despite that theres always bigger number
like
i say 7 and then there's 8 like WHAT
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@zvava stop misnaming therarium 💔 (im soo fucking late)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
I randomly woken up at 5 whyyyyy
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
Initial thought in "I, Robot" by Asimov: damn this shit interesting as heck
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@yassie_j @alina @enigmatico why else tbh
except also fat thighs...