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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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Experimental instance (or not, ig its staying i dont care anymore)

A queer moron that does cool shit sometimes like being a speaker at an event
Certified euro cuck
A woman
Idk
Nerd

Website:
kamila.pet

If something I say sounds insane it's usually a shitpost, but if you wanna be sure u can ask (It will give me feedback to add notation so that I can be sure it's not misunderstood)

I can be weird and lewd here, I usually try to CW stuff correctly, mostly succeed but viewer discretion is advised, I am not strictly mDNI but I def would require not interacting with lewd posts, and I will block if I realize that this is happening.
Also lewd stuff I post are usually jokes, I am in a monogamous relationship so do NOT try to unironically hit on me. Ironically is fine if I know you and its all for jokes.

Few statements that I believe so if u dont believe you might not like me and I might not like you:
- Trans rights (I mean ALL trans rights. Transfem, masc, enby, anything else too, you are all valid)
- Gay rights
- Queer rights
- MAPs aren't queers. Pedophilia is not a sexuality.
- Privacy matters

See also:
@markasspandi
Pronouns
she/her (EN), ona/jej (PL)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@lunareclipse good night!
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
idk why but iceshrimp.net randomly stops working and i have to restart the dockr container for it to run again
i should log it next time this happens and report it idk why i haven't done that yet
neodog_googly_woozy
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@alina pics or not real /j
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
hi @lunareclipse thank u for being up so u can see my 2 am posting
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
if i get a job i'll be unstoppable on god
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
it was like 4 years ago and I still can't get over how much of a fucking moron i was
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
I remember how I used to be very info Monero twitter space and some dude made a book and I was interested so I paid this asshole 10 dollars and in return I got like 100 pages of person spewing slop garbage about how communists want to take your dooblons by doing drag shows in kindergardens
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@jeder w dzisiejszym szalonym laboratorium adbunia stworze mini reaktor nuklearny z 400 wyrzuconych starych detektorów dymu
bedzie groźnie!
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
re: kink @alina good luck
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@julia I should go on yascast one time so I can cry about my voice
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
re: genital mentions, MtF, what @bl00d @evamik oh god
ok im stupid I legit thought u meant like
the origin of the fucking "neo-" prefix 😭😭😭😭😭
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
cursed, re: genital mentions, MtF, what @evamik @bl00d "Nice pussy nerd, did your mom pick it out for you?"
"No I've chosen it myself"
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
re: genital mentions, MtF, what @bl00d @evamik apparently it's from Greek "neos-", which itself came from *newo- in Proto-Indo-European which basically is the same root as just word for "new"
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@twilight
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
re: genital mentions, MtF, what @evamik @bl00d I did also hear "designer pussy" lol
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
re: genital mentions, MtF, what @bl00d hm
I mean yeah it makes sense
tho idk "neopussy" gives off different vibe imo
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
genital mentions, MtF, what I just saw someone refer to Post Op pussy as "Neo Pussy" 😭😭😭😭
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
Istg my life might get a major boost in quality because I shitposted with right people neocat_woozy
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@alina u should call both like in watch dogs 2 and make them fight
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@kitten @alina thats so real actually