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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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Experimental instance (or not, ig its staying i dont care anymore)

A queer moron that does cool shit sometimes like being a speaker at an event
Certified euro cuck
A woman
Idk
Nerd

Website:
kamila.pet

If something I say sounds insane it's usually a shitpost, but if you wanna be sure u can ask (It will give me feedback to add notation so that I can be sure it's not misunderstood)

I can be weird and lewd here, I usually try to CW stuff correctly, mostly succeed but viewer discretion is advised, I am not strictly mDNI but I def would require not interacting with lewd posts, and I will block if I realize that this is happening.
Also lewd stuff I post are usually jokes, I am in a monogamous relationship so do NOT try to unironically hit on me. Ironically is fine if I know you and its all for jokes.

Few statements that I believe so if u dont believe you might not like me and I might not like you:
- Trans rights (I mean ALL trans rights. Transfem, masc, enby, anything else too, you are all valid)
- Gay rights
- Queer rights
- MAPs aren't queers. Pedophilia is not a sexuality.
- Privacy matters

See also:
@markasspandi
Pronouns
she/her (EN), ona/jej (PL)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@julia @max yes u can
it will shit itself but since btrfs supports (badly) raid 5/6 you can
neocat_woozy
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@puppygirlhornypost2 @minekpo1 @julia @lina @natty "You better be benchmarking before and after your optimization"
WRONG
if I didn't bechmark before, I would never know I made my program take 1000x more time to execute
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@puppygirlhornypost2 make curl that works in reverse neocat_googly_woozy
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
i am a good person or i try to be and yet i was not given 1 william dollars
what the frick guys
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@julia its a risk I'm willing to take (I don't have earrings)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
lewd, idk My pussy is itching call that phantom vibrations
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@lizzy I def run on toaster
I need toaster to make toasts and I run on toast
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@april było ok
raczej zdane
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
I think I'll survive
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@april dzięki zostane ukamieniowana
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
czy na wypracowaniu moge odwołać się do mojej pracy na AO3?
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
oh no exam day
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@april stolat stolat
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@gork heyyyy
whats up
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@gork u up?
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
nuclear hot take @ashten because heat is a gradient there is a zone where after nuke goes off, frozen pizza gets perfectly cooked
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
I wish I was a tiny kitty
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
I have no freedom to express my feelings and I must scream
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
what, lewd? @dwaltiz holy... moly.....,,,.