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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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Experimental instance (or not, ig its staying i dont care anymore)

A queer moron that does cool shit sometimes like being a speaker at an event
Certified euro cuck
A woman
Idk
Nerd

Website:
kamila.pet

If something I say sounds insane it's usually a shitpost, but if you wanna be sure u can ask (It will give me feedback to add notation so that I can be sure it's not misunderstood)

I can be weird and lewd here, I usually try to CW stuff correctly, mostly succeed but viewer discretion is advised, I am not strictly mDNI but I def would require not interacting with lewd posts, and I will block if I realize that this is happening.
Also lewd stuff I post are usually jokes, I am in a monogamous relationship so do NOT try to unironically hit on me. Ironically is fine if I know you and its all for jokes.

Few statements that I believe so if u dont believe you might not like me and I might not like you:
- Trans rights (I mean ALL trans rights. Transfem, masc, enby, anything else too, you are all valid)
- Gay rights
- Queer rights
- MAPs aren't queers. Pedophilia is not a sexuality.
- Privacy matters

See also:
@markasspandi
Pronouns
she/her (EN), ona/jej (PL)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1w
that time when its 3 am and u realize that u have free will and can just say shit no matter what everyone thinks
have a good tuesday everyone
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1w
don't talk to me or my tiny fucked up being ever again
(it stares blankly into the void, unaware of how much i protect it)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1w
@julia WHERE
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1w
Well darn tootin'
My gosh darn fedi soft has gott self some vuln innit
Time to pull up me some docker compose down command up in the terminal
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1w
@mia I was like "tf is firefish" so i searched and first result was some fuckin
bitcoing backed loan marketplace
neodog_woozy
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1w
@mia im too lazy to get the gif and stuff so just imagine here Dj Khaled saying "another one"
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1w
@julia @dee I vote for instant travel
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1w
@dee @julia and also as quickly as we want
I dont wanna wait to see my boyfriend I wanna see him NOW
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1w
@h2onolan Google removing "don't be evil" type shit 😭
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1w
@yassie_j hi
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1w
how the fuck did i make so much typos in this i was rly careful
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1w
Lets say that, hypothetically, I would purchase a burger.
Now, lets also assume that, burger has been consumed..
Now, theoretically, despite I've spent money ona burger I no longer poses, it constitutes a thefts and I should be given my money back for the burger
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1w
re: Hypno kink explanation @aens Afaik, since hypnosis irl isn't just magic like in some movies (cough cough, Now You See Me, cough), it's kinda impossible to do it without consent, maybe with some manipulation it could be somewhat doable, but still it's not just becoming a mindless zombie and person still retains control in the end
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
2w
@julia @eblu
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
2w
"I don't support you, but I still love you" vs "I support you, because I love you"
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
2w
Ppl reacting to gitlabs recent announcement is kinda funny to me cus like
They've already been calling themself AI first on their front page for a long time like
woah what a shocker
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
2w
@julia whatever you say dear
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
2w
@lowqualityfacts Of course, the worldwide average is 20 cheeseburgers, which undeniably proves cheeseburgers cure obesity
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
2w
@thejackimonster @thomholwerda "The document is just a factual summary of the views of different groups"
The summary of the views is factual, as in, it correctly summarizes what the views are, it's not saying that what it says is itself factual.
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
2w
@ellie so real tbh