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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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Experimental instance (or not, ig its staying i dont care anymore)

A queer moron that does cool shit sometimes like being a speaker at an event
Certified euro cuck
A woman
Idk
Nerd

Website:
kamila.pet

If something I say sounds insane it's usually a shitpost, but if you wanna be sure u can ask (It will give me feedback to add notation so that I can be sure it's not misunderstood)

I can be weird and lewd here, I usually try to CW stuff correctly, mostly succeed but viewer discretion is advised, I am not strictly mDNI but I def would require not interacting with lewd posts, and I will block if I realize that this is happening.
Also lewd stuff I post are usually jokes, I am in a monogamous relationship so do NOT try to unironically hit on me. Ironically is fine if I know you and its all for jokes.

Few statements that I believe so if u dont believe you might not like me and I might not like you:
- Trans rights (I mean ALL trans rights. Transfem, masc, enby, anything else too, you are all valid)
- Gay rights
- Queer rights
- MAPs aren't queers. Pedophilia is not a sexuality.
- Privacy matters

See also:
@markasspandi
Pronouns
she/her (EN), ona/jej (PL)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@domi @eloy my best code was written when I was drunk and sleep deprived and on VC with my friend screaming "DICK BUTT" into microphone at 3 am
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
a bit mh + and - at the same time? my friend told me that she showed her mother a class photo, which included me
and her mother asked her "who's this ugly girl" and pointed at me
and like
on the one hand yay a girl
on the other bruh ugly???? 😭😭😭
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@snow and no one on twitter ever gave me credits
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@snow difference between UpCloud and weird twitter brand is that upcloud isn't cringe and doesn't feel that forced
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@snow They have official yuri list and gave me free credits they are great
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
all social networks are decentralized if u just parse them
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@Claire if you're eepy
they are eepy
plug the server out for the night
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@merlin I said the same thing!
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@merlin technically nothing
if we count real money
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
can i be real with u yay we are both real now
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@lunareclipse @cwebber I was waiting for this realization lol
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
ngl shilling for UpCloud is easy u just say truth and its awesome
(QUOTA MET)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@UpCloud @jana @bgp 50x refund!
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@cwebber i think bluesky is a word that means sky is blue and since lots of ppl can see it in different places that means its decentralized ☺️
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
instead of learning activitypub (hell) I'll just make my own protocol that's easier
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@UpCloud @gameplayer ok i need to check out whats legal in poland but not finland
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@Ember Hetzner joined fedi
Fedi flooded them with yuri
pretty much it
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
this bench is higher than my feet reach so I just swing them yippeee
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
joke so no actual helpful message inside @gameplayer UpClous has a datacenter in Spain if that works neocat_woozy
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
joke so no actual helpful message inside @gameplayer bad question I can't shill UpCloud using this post