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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
Private
Experimental instance (or not, ig its staying i dont care anymore)

A queer moron that does cool shit sometimes like being a speaker at an event
Certified euro cuck
A woman
Idk
Nerd

Website:
kamila.pet

If something I say sounds insane it's usually a shitpost, but if you wanna be sure u can ask (It will give me feedback to add notation so that I can be sure it's not misunderstood)

I can be weird and lewd here, I usually try to CW stuff correctly, mostly succeed but viewer discretion is advised, I am not strictly mDNI but I def would require not interacting with lewd posts, and I will block if I realize that this is happening.
Also lewd stuff I post are usually jokes, I am in a monogamous relationship so do NOT try to unironically hit on me. Ironically is fine if I know you and its all for jokes.

Few statements that I believe so if u dont believe you might not like me and I might not like you:
- Trans rights (I mean ALL trans rights. Transfem, masc, enby, anything else too, you are all valid)
- Gay rights
- Queer rights
- MAPs aren't queers. Pedophilia is not a sexuality.
- Privacy matters

See also:
@markasspandi
Pronouns
she/her (EN), ona/jej (PL)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@lu1a @UpCloud @jana Btw at some point there will be inevitable need to migrate cus changing instance domain doesn't work without breaking stuff and I'd want to eventually use gej.pet root domain
So yeah just be ready for that :3
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@lu1a @UpCloud @jana Ur on my instance
That's the largest tragedy of it all
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@lu1a @UpCloud Ending with "what do I owe you" is literally me hosting this instance on UpCloud
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@lu1a @UpCloud Idk if there are more people handling UpCloud fedi account so for me it just looks like ur talking to urself
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
I find it hilarious that upcloud follows and sponsors me
Me
A furry queer insane idiot that just shitposts
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@J0S3PH akurat w tej chwili wrócił
przynajmniej narazie
i tak szalone że nie mogą utrzymać tego syfu
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
Ta instancja chodzi lepiej niż Librus
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@lu1a @april @poz @kanapka From UpCloud to hetzner :3
(jk, tbh I said it wrong
I meant moving postgres from docker to run on host lol
but it will be migrating DB technically)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@alina what if I'm close to german border
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@lu1a @poz @kanapka @april Hi I plan migration today around ~19 Polish time
so service will be off
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@UpCloud @evamik @lu1a
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@merlin tho it's an ISP provided router
not my own
I fucking hate that router, it is kinds fast but that's the only good thing about it (but I had to separate 2.4 and 5GHz because it's dual stack sucked ass)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@merlin My router actually did automatic update which also changed UI
its 10 times worse than the previous one, which also sucked lmao
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@markasspandi @bl00d @lu1a I'll try to handle it tomorrow and if something breaks I'm blaming you (/j)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@bl00d @markasspandi @lu1a I'll look into that
thanks!
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@lu1a @bl00d @markasspandi ok i exaggurated
kubernetes cluster would be only 300k
that's managable enough
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@lu1a @bl00d @markasspandi Yeah I'll spin up 12 largest Kubernetes clusters setup with priciest VPS's, in front of your load balancers
Then ofc your hosted Postgres db
Then object storage
It will come to a nice ~500k a month
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@UpCloud (Just to be clear I'm joking, I think it was obvious but I don't want my account banned)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@lu1a @bl00d @markasspandi Oh you would just love me to exhaust my free credits wouldn't you
I'll make my children use those free credits you'll see
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@UpCloud it means that u paid for 100% and use only 80%!!!!