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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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Experimental instance (or not, ig its staying i dont care anymore)

A queer moron that does cool shit sometimes like being a speaker at an event
Certified euro cuck
A woman
Idk
Nerd

Website:
kamila.pet

If something I say sounds insane it's usually a shitpost, but if you wanna be sure u can ask (It will give me feedback to add notation so that I can be sure it's not misunderstood)

I can be weird and lewd here, I usually try to CW stuff correctly, mostly succeed but viewer discretion is advised, I am not strictly mDNI but I def would require not interacting with lewd posts, and I will block if I realize that this is happening.
Also lewd stuff I post are usually jokes, I am in a monogamous relationship so do NOT try to unironically hit on me. Ironically is fine if I know you and its all for jokes.

Few statements that I believe so if u dont believe you might not like me and I might not like you:
- Trans rights (I mean ALL trans rights. Transfem, masc, enby, anything else too, you are all valid)
- Gay rights
- Queer rights
- MAPs aren't queers. Pedophilia is not a sexuality.
- Privacy matters

See also:
@markasspandi
Pronouns
she/her (EN), ona/jej (PL)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
5mo
what, re: trans surgery shitpost @jiub
what if doctors would let keep those in a jar and then like
when doing deez nuts joke point to it
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
5mo
@mjg59 if someone is still using telnet they deserve it idc (/hj)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
5mo
@domi is it that easy to make a falafel
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
5mo
and then i played some video games
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
5mo
i ate some cookies today and had some lemonade
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
5mo
my take on events i need to go to the toilet but it's occupied
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
5mo
Thanks fedi for reminding me that this, in fact, is a social network platform
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
5mo
@silly its more vibe thing than actual existing account thing
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
5mo
fedi has no community its just either tumblr or 4chan or reddit but theres no such thing as native fedizen
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
5mo
@bigflipbot it's femboy pride flag
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
5mo
re: prism launcher Discord @witix @zaire honestly like
if they would just say it's so that M$ doesn't do shit to them
that'd be the end of it
instead they started talking about all that bullshit lmfao
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
5mo
imagine first ppl to like do math and were like
"ok so there is one and one so like we have one and then the other also one whats that"
"I don't fucking know Twomas"
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
5mo
@kwi @leo @firefly I imagined in my head event where, AI techbro does some shit with claude, gets refusal
goes to the docs
ofc goes to chatbot
"why refusal"
chatbot fetches page, sees refusal token
responds "cant help"
AI techbro violently combusts
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
5mo
@tauon query was about me being hot not cute
still inconclusive /j
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
5mo
@tauon shout out to, now removed, comment from a transphobe that had no fucking reason to say shit like my guy that video had 30 views at the time who u are talking to
most interested ppl were at the event u could've screamed it out loud, pussy
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
5mo
@tauon u can see me here if u want (shameless shilling)
youtube.com/watch?v=EV6pLE8CUrk
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
5mo
@tauon I find there a funny implication that I am not hot 🥀
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
5mo
@tauon I dont think so
Idk if aknowledging someone as hot is enough to be parasocial
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
5mo
@tauon I could say rn im popbob and I bet someone would believe me
Or heck I could make this post just to hide the fact I'm popbob
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
5mo