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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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Experimental instance (or not, ig its staying i dont care anymore)

A queer moron that does cool shit sometimes like being a speaker at an event
Certified euro cuck
A woman
Idk
Nerd

Website:
kamila.pet

If something I say sounds insane it's usually a shitpost, but if you wanna be sure u can ask (It will give me feedback to add notation so that I can be sure it's not misunderstood)

I can be weird and lewd here, I usually try to CW stuff correctly, mostly succeed but viewer discretion is advised, I am not strictly mDNI but I def would require not interacting with lewd posts, and I will block if I realize that this is happening.
Also lewd stuff I post are usually jokes, I am in a monogamous relationship so do NOT try to unironically hit on me. Ironically is fine if I know you and its all for jokes.

Few statements that I believe so if u dont believe you might not like me and I might not like you:
- Trans rights (I mean ALL trans rights. Transfem, masc, enby, anything else too, you are all valid)
- Gay rights
- Queer rights
- MAPs aren't queers. Pedophilia is not a sexuality.
- Privacy matters

See also:
@markasspandi
Pronouns
she/her (EN), ona/jej (PL)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
8mo
slight ph+ I realized painting my nails actually made me a bit healthier cus it stopped my impulsive nail biting

There's not much to it but thats kinda cool
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
8mo
@sodiboo ah

Still this is crazy like, it wasn't just normal notification it was full screen one where i almost accidentally clicked confirm cus it showed the button in the same spot that my keyboard was while typing
so its still stupid ass function and i hope it being vulnerable makes it die
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
8mo
@sodiboo omg
I recently was on a tram and got notification from some random headphones saying "do you wanna pair those with your google account?"
Idk if its related but it was crazy
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
8mo
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
8mo
I can do it
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
8mo
piss kink, ph @luna @lunareclipse ah
god speed
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
8mo
piss kink, ph @luna @lunareclipse wait why is this piss kink
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
8mo
piss kink, ph @lunareclipse @luna 3 leters over 5 years: damn
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
8mo
@mkljczk Pokój jego duszny 🥀
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
8mo
@mi @MiaWinter @ezio I mean win 10 is 11 years old lol
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
8mo
I was at Wrocław Centre forNetworking and Supercomputing it was so cool
Saw quantum computer irl
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
8mo
@green shoddy like a melody in my head that i can't keep out got me singing like
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
8mo
re: More of Shio’s art takes @shio but in seriousness (I mean I was being serious but like in more seriousness than just shitpost statements) yeah I totally agree
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
8mo
re: More of Shio’s art takes @shio big butts too ngl like
"damn how do u wipe"
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
8mo
re: More of Shio’s art takes @shio
Like all I think when I see big bazoonkers is "damn her back must huuuurt"
Never saw that attractive tbh
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
8mo
shitpost, slight ph-, dysphoria but like silly My lactose intollerant ass drinking milk so I can imagine stomach pain as period cramps
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
8mo
expect a lot of hope and happiness posting from me right now
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
8mo
Happiness is a song and bitch I'm all about that melody
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
8mo
kink @liv And they say it will happen only when we get oxygen deprived...
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
8mo
@RedCyberPandaz absolute cinema