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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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Experimental instance (or not, ig its staying i dont care anymore)

A queer moron that does cool shit sometimes like being a speaker at an event
Certified euro cuck
A woman
Idk
Nerd

Website: kamila.pet

If something I say sounds insane it's usually a shitpost, but if you wanna be sure u can ask (It will give me feedback to add notation so that I can be sure it's not misunderstood)

I can be weird and lewd here, I usually try to CW stuff correctly, mostly succeed but viewer discretion is advised, I am not strictly mDNI but I def would require not interacting with lewd posts, and I will block if I realize that this is happening.
Also lewd stuff I post are usually jokes, I am in a monogamous relationship so do NOT try to unironically hit on me. Ironically is fine if I know you and its all for jokes.

Few statements that I believe so if u dont believe you might not like me and I might not like you:
- Trans rights (I mean ALL trans rights. Transfem, masc, enby, anything else too, you are all valid)
- Gay rights
- Queer rights
- MAPs aren't queers. Pedophilia is not a sexuality.
- Privacy matters

See also: @markasspandi
Pronouns she/her (EN), ona/jej (PL)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
politics, vent, rly venting, caps for parts this is literally made up shit
right wingers fooled some good hearted people
because they want "respect" of opinions
Opinion is about if you like strawberry or vanilla icecream, NOT FUCKING IF SOME PEOPLE DESERVE RIGHTS
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
politics, vent, rly venting, caps for parts WHY so many people get fooled by the fucking right wingers to believe that leftist politics are somehow not fucking respectful to both sides.
I am so fucking tired of this shit
Yeah sure leftists have some bad people, because there are bad people everywhere
but holy fucking shit
why is everyone's knee-jerk reaction to "DEI politics" as "well what about cishet white people"
and why are people acting like leftists politics are fucking somehow discriminatory against those people?!??!?!?!
this is fucking insane, every time, every turn, I see those fucking people
they see a Code of Conduct that says "hey don't be bad to minorities" and they get suddently so mad that it didn't include the majority people
HEY, JACKASS
WE GET IT
YOU WANT RIGHTS
and you ALREADY
FUCKING
HAVE
THEM
STOP ACTING LIKE SOME SMALL "dei" PROJECTS HARM YOU
NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO BE ABOUT YOU
SHUT
THE
FUCK UP

THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU
THIS GOES BEYOND FUCKING POLITICS
it's not just "right vs left" politics thing
IT'S ABOUT FUCKING RESPECT
and right wing, by definition, has NONE of the FUCKING "RESPECT" you try to fucking protect
LEFTISM ISN'T PERFECT, BUT IF YOU WANT "RESPECT", IT'S THE ONLY FUCKING OPTIONS
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
świadectwo z technikum @witix Z niemieckiego 5???
Posrane
(Gratulacje!)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
@julia lowkey real
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
lewd @yassie_j me a dog: "You must bone me"
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
@HatsuneMiku you're telling me that doggy was made out of coconut?
Fascinating
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
@domi idk just curious
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
@domi ye but I was asking cus I thought maybe some other shit had that too neodog_woozy
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
@domi CockroachDB?
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
@evamik im leaving fedi
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
@mia oh so thats just from C
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
@sodiboo I think it's cus this isn't a one step operation where all information is sent at once, instead it's first the verification bytes being sent (without signing) to prepare phone for transaction, and then second one which now has actual transaction details which are signed. First one seems to just be used to determine: what type of device is the reader and if it requires OS level verification of transaction. (At least that's how I understood it from the video, might be wrong)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
Cinema I usually go to has one specific screening room which has this fuckass spot on the right side which is just a single seat
Cinema cuck stool
I love that spot
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
@keithzg @cwebber wdym!!! snow is good it mean no global warming cus warm =/= snow and there's snow !!! /j
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
@mkljczk @rysiek imagine culinary channel making a promotion about how healthy is mcdonalds
if some random person would do this, sure they might not know it
but when an presumed master chief is saying this then this makes me doubt their competence
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
@rail right-wing people hate everything cute and fun and this seems to be cute so that's why they hate it
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
@rysiek also it's almost always the exact the same providers: NordVPN or ExpressVPN, sometimes maybe that TunnelBear thing
I don't think I've ever seen any other VPN provider try so hard to get promoted everywhere
Personally I find that by itself suspsicious too
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
@rysiek damn
kinda sad
tbh VPN ads themself wouldn't be so bad if they didn't just like
try so hard to say they are the greatest ever thing in cybersecurity
like Tom Scott made in that one video
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
@ellie whay counts as fat cus im 73kg and hairy
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
@ellie what bout fat hairy woman