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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
Private
Experimental instance (or not, ig its staying i dont care anymore)

A queer moron that does cool shit sometimes like being a speaker at an event
Certified euro cuck
A woman
Idk
Nerd

Website:
kamila.pet

If something I say sounds insane it's usually a shitpost, but if you wanna be sure u can ask (It will give me feedback to add notation so that I can be sure it's not misunderstood)

I can be weird and lewd here, I usually try to CW stuff correctly, mostly succeed but viewer discretion is advised, I am not strictly mDNI but I def would require not interacting with lewd posts, and I will block if I realize that this is happening.
Also lewd stuff I post are usually jokes, I am in a monogamous relationship so do NOT try to unironically hit on me. Ironically is fine if I know you and its all for jokes.

Few statements that I believe so if u dont believe you might not like me and I might not like you:
- Trans rights (I mean ALL trans rights. Transfem, masc, enby, anything else too, you are all valid)
- Gay rights
- Queer rights
- MAPs aren't queers. Pedophilia is not a sexuality.
- Privacy matters

See also:
@markasspandi
Pronouns
she/her (EN), ona/jej (PL)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
3w
Co sie odpierdala że we Wrocławiu każdy pociąg prawie opóźniony xd
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
3w
chat im gonna rizz them up
"I FUCKING HATE YOUU"
instantlty falls in love
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
3w
@mia I read racist guy in style of Bill Nye the Science Guy
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
3w
re: lewd? @DoomHammerNG @mkljczk no to amerykańska jednostka
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
3w
at some point google chrome will detect if you are on youtube and will block ability to copy the url from address bar so you can't get one without tracking url
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
4w
@vozercozer smashes u with a big rock
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
4w
re: TADC, no spoiling reminder @J0S3PH I remember how I saw spoiler of TADC TLA on Tumblr and someone told them to mark spoilers and the dumbass fully seriously said "Uh movie is out?"
IT WAS OUT FOR 2 DAYS!!!!
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
4w
UK politics, social media ban @yassie_j Unironically I can't see a single thing this would be useable for.
Like what does it even try to accomplish?
Reduce phone time after 20:30??
That seems to be the only thing it could do, but it wouldn't even work well for that.
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
4w
@Transbian_Arsonists @julia dont
dont remind of that
it has to be forgotten
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
@hazelnoot finally
he got very lazy these past few years, havent released shit
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
@hipsterelectron real filesystem content is friends we made along the way
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
I watched TADC The Last Act and oh my godddd
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
@jeder oj rel
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
@yassie_j worm blankie
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
@julia root user has access to root
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
uooooh
my boubers
they hurt after P.E. class
ouhhhhhh
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
@badeline was meant to say road but this is funnier
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
@badeline eoad
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
not rly spoilers but TADC talk about its themes ig so maybe gonna cw idk @julia im so excited to see the movie now I gots to see how this ends
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
not rly spoilers but TADC talk about its themes ig so maybe gonna cw idk @julia fr i was not ready
like
at first I was reluctant cus "aw man, no more silly mario pariodeis :("
but holy peak
how did they mix that level of emotional trauma with humour thats insane honestly