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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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Experimental instance (or not, ig its staying i dont care anymore)

A queer moron that does cool shit sometimes like being a speaker at an event
Certified euro cuck
A woman
Idk
Nerd

Website:
kamila.pet

If something I say sounds insane it's usually a shitpost, but if you wanna be sure u can ask (It will give me feedback to add notation so that I can be sure it's not misunderstood)

I can be weird and lewd here, I usually try to CW stuff correctly, mostly succeed but viewer discretion is advised, I am not strictly mDNI but I def would require not interacting with lewd posts, and I will block if I realize that this is happening.
Also lewd stuff I post are usually jokes, I am in a monogamous relationship so do NOT try to unironically hit on me. Ironically is fine if I know you and its all for jokes.

Few statements that I believe so if u dont believe you might not like me and I might not like you:
- Trans rights (I mean ALL trans rights. Transfem, masc, enby, anything else too, you are all valid)
- Gay rights
- Queer rights
- MAPs aren't queers. Pedophilia is not a sexuality.
- Privacy matters

See also:
@markasspandi
Pronouns
she/her (EN), ona/jej (PL)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
9mo
@N33R You really think someone would do that, just go on the internet and tell lies?
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
9mo
I played the LTT video with Linus Torvalds and my brain literally went "he looks older" and I got flashbanged by flashback from post on pinterest that showed comment saying "Why speed looks older" under a photo comparing his younger self to current self
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
9mo
@NotThatDeep assembly
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
9mo
I recently decided to learn drawing and I decided to draw my pfp (pfp was drawn by a friend) on a puter
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
9mo
@julia idk tbh what is like the state of the spider after vacuum
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
9mo
@julia oughthtjtmmtmmmm
uhhhh
put container outside on the ground shake it with a stick so spider leaves the container?
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
9mo
@julia or throw out the bag
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
9mo
@julia take out the vacuum bag and open it outside
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
9mo
Well it's december so back with the christmas hat pfp yippeee
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
9mo
@sodiboo @julia That's why I said part of
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
9mo
@sodiboo @julia I think the reactions are part of what makes it funny
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
9mo
@julia I realized I already responded to this post but I stand by this
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
9mo
comedic violence @julia what if we threw bricks at u
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
9mo
@yassie_j fork found in kitchen
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
9mo
@julia is this like remotelly correct I understand shit about activityfart
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
9mo
@julia sleep schedule is when you throttle the processing queue in the AP service so federation gets nice and eepy and every fedi admin screams at you but sorry I can't hear u over ur 1934th position for processing 🥰
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
9mo
@snow Back in my days (like couple years ago) writing OS in JavaScript was a joke
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
9mo
@tedu I loved how someone said that "We've seen this happen with BSD"
as if FreeBSD or OpenBSD aren't doing rly well
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
9mo
@freya @tauon I also had the same reaction that "holy shit is like everything wrong with this drive is it dying" even tho it was almost new drive lmao
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
9mo
@tauon @freya yeaahhh I get it
I learned it like a year ago
Tho I kinda forgot it but I still get the gist of it
Those are pretty weirdly showed tbh
I am thinking about making some wrapper that could interpet those more understandably