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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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Experimental instance (or not, ig its staying i dont care anymore)

A queer moron that does cool shit sometimes like being a speaker at an event
Certified euro cuck
A woman
Idk
Nerd

Website:
kamila.pet

If something I say sounds insane it's usually a shitpost, but if you wanna be sure u can ask (It will give me feedback to add notation so that I can be sure it's not misunderstood)

I can be weird and lewd here, I usually try to CW stuff correctly, mostly succeed but viewer discretion is advised, I am not strictly mDNI but I def would require not interacting with lewd posts, and I will block if I realize that this is happening.
Also lewd stuff I post are usually jokes, I am in a monogamous relationship so do NOT try to unironically hit on me. Ironically is fine if I know you and its all for jokes.

Few statements that I believe so if u dont believe you might not like me and I might not like you:
- Trans rights (I mean ALL trans rights. Transfem, masc, enby, anything else too, you are all valid)
- Gay rights
- Queer rights
- MAPs aren't queers. Pedophilia is not a sexuality.
- Privacy matters

See also:
@markasspandi
Pronouns
she/her (EN), ona/jej (PL)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
utterly fucking cursed, bodily fluids, canada @rail sometimes i think about how it technically costs money for me to be on this platform
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
I had my first seasonal allergy ever and I made this cus i got pissed off
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
@TheBreadmonkey off topic but the first person rly looks like Robert Sheehan lol
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
@mkljczk .config/hyfetch.json
there's "pride_month_disable"
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
i find it funny that when I want to use lobste.rs while using mullvad I have to go through TOR cus it blocks mullvad IP's but not the TOR endpoints neodog_woozy
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
@theresnotime transphobic that after u drink something its gone
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
happy gay
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
@lowqualityfacts idk what you mean by "low quality"
that image has INSANE resolution
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
@jeder jestem przy sesja linuksowa stoisko
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
@stfn @bartonemo Mnie nieironicznie wkurwiło 😭
Rok temu też tak samo było xd
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
youtube is literally fucking unuseable bruh
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
@mia misskey is stupid cus yuo can
"miss" the key and key my fucking door i have a large scratch on my door due to key scratch oh my fucking god how does that even happen
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
@nytpu This is actual peak thank you
Insanely good
Like damn it has literally almost everything
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
Przy stoisku @ASI na @piwo będę mieć dla pierwszych 10 osób niespodzianke przygotowaną :3
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
@lina @dramforever I usually try not to like, blame people and shit
Lots of issues stem from a lot of moving parts etc
but
like
if someone used that in production, I kinda feel they shouldn't be, uh, deploying anything to production like at all
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
@kuriko wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
@alina
Me talking in public space with my friends
Someone: "hey i recorded you talking"
me: fuck
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
@lowqualityfacts He fulfills my "has brain worm" criteria
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
@witix Setting up production ready stuff doesn't feel too fun for me if I don't have a production ready need for it
especially conaidering that my current setups are pretty production ready anyway (said with a lot of confidence
neodog_cool)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
@witix I don't rly have a problem with like, technical side of it. I already made some small stuff with terraform and a bit with kubernetes and shit
My issue is that I learn best when I work on some project and I just can't rly think of my usecase for that tech
neodog_woozy