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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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Experimental instance (or not, ig its staying i dont care anymore)

A queer moron that does cool shit sometimes like being a speaker at an event
Certified euro cuck
A woman
Idk
Nerd

Website:
kamila.pet

If something I say sounds insane it's usually a shitpost, but if you wanna be sure u can ask (It will give me feedback to add notation so that I can be sure it's not misunderstood)

I can be weird and lewd here, I usually try to CW stuff correctly, mostly succeed but viewer discretion is advised, I am not strictly mDNI but I def would require not interacting with lewd posts, and I will block if I realize that this is happening.
Also lewd stuff I post are usually jokes, I am in a monogamous relationship so do NOT try to unironically hit on me. Ironically is fine if I know you and its all for jokes.

Few statements that I believe so if u dont believe you might not like me and I might not like you:
- Trans rights (I mean ALL trans rights. Transfem, masc, enby, anything else too, you are all valid)
- Gay rights
- Queer rights
- MAPs aren't queers. Pedophilia is not a sexuality.
- Privacy matters

See also:
@markasspandi
Pronouns
she/her (EN), ona/jej (PL)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
I just thought of something kinda funny
In the "self improvement" cult (not saying all SI is a cult, but that specific part of it) there is both thinking of "you should live your current life to the fullest" and "skip stuff rn so that you can be healthy in your 80s" and like
That second part is literally the opposite of the first one, this is literally just double think lmao
Taking care of your health is important but you should also have fun rn y'know, maybe don't take every single drug on earth at once while driking for a week straight and licking a random wall for fun, but also don't try hard yourself rn just so that you might get additional 1 day of life later
Moderation is key, including not sacrificing your mental health for VERY distant POTENTIAL gains
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
re: selfies, eye-contact, thermia inside @julia @thermia damn I didn't know
waow
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
re: selfies, eye-contact, thermia inside @julia @thermia wait what
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
@liv damn that missions long
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
Played Tomodachi Life demo and I might lowkey buy it
Expensive af tho 😭
But damn I made Shrek and Weird Al become friends based on their mutual love for eating shrimp this shits peak
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
My hottest take ever is that 2001 Space Odyssey only appeal is visual effects other than that it was mid imo
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
@Stellar I actually got what were they trying to do from the beginning and it was instantly hilarious to me
and each sentence was just adding up to it
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
@Stellar I lowkey almost pissed myself laughing
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
@fen plushes on my desk are a database of plushes i posses
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
i fucking hate this stupid class im gonna fail
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
@evamik @kirby (I literally watched that episode couple of days ago lol)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
@evamik @kirby no! that's ignorant
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
@evamik each night u can see his skin color change slightly
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
its honestly so weird for me that having an iphone is a culture like
waow when u text bubble has different colour congrats u want a coloring book?
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
it shoudl cost 10 dolars to get vaginoplasty
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
@mkljczk Ja to słyszę średnio raz na każde wyjście z domu
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
@lea@lea.pet get yo ass out of the bar
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
@rysiek 6 reasons:
1. dumb name
2. i dont get what federated means
3. dumb name
4. i dont know how handles work
5. valid concern
6. valid concern

33.3% grade
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
@eris im gonan snort those
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
For interested: House Flipper (1) is rn free on steam u can just go claim it until april 6th