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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
Private
Experimental instance (or not, ig its staying i dont care anymore)

A queer moron that does cool shit sometimes like being a speaker at an event
Certified euro cuck
A woman
Idk
Nerd

Website:
kamila.pet

If something I say sounds insane it's usually a shitpost, but if you wanna be sure u can ask (It will give me feedback to add notation so that I can be sure it's not misunderstood)

I can be weird and lewd here, I usually try to CW stuff correctly, mostly succeed but viewer discretion is advised, I am not strictly mDNI but I def would require not interacting with lewd posts, and I will block if I realize that this is happening.
Also lewd stuff I post are usually jokes, I am in a monogamous relationship so do NOT try to unironically hit on me. Ironically is fine if I know you and its all for jokes.

Few statements that I believe so if u dont believe you might not like me and I might not like you:
- Trans rights (I mean ALL trans rights. Transfem, masc, enby, anything else too, you are all valid)
- Gay rights
- Queer rights
- MAPs aren't queers. Pedophilia is not a sexuality.
- Privacy matters

See also:
@markasspandi
Pronouns
she/her (EN), ona/jej (PL)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
@yassie_j
"
Hello

I have received your email

Best regards
Henry Jacobs-Foyles
"
Copy and paste 200 times
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
@thermia packet loss loss
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
@thermia but
btu
but
but bottom left should have two :(
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
if you are constipated just put on fnaf music
makes me so scared i poop instanly highly recommended
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
@stfn albo jutro bo widze że do 20 maja
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
@stfn wsm najpierw zobacze czy w inter u mnie jest
jak nie będzie to 20 będę
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
@stfn Biore pociąg i jademy
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
@stfn GDZIE
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
@julia CUTE
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
re: lewd, pet play, bottom surgery @mindpersephone so like skirt but hard
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
@lucydev Oooo
I love ripping CDs and DVDs
the spinning sound and disc being all warm after is so nice
I rip them mostly because while using physical media directly is cool, instant access is nice and also the original disc has less risk of damage and stuff
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
wahoo
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
imagine if me was
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
that time when its 3 am and u realize that u have free will and can just say shit no matter what everyone thinks
have a good tuesday everyone
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
don't talk to me or my tiny fucked up being ever again
(it stares blankly into the void, unaware of how much i protect it)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
@julia WHERE
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
Well darn tootin'
My gosh darn fedi soft has gott self some vuln innit
Time to pull up me some docker compose down command up in the terminal
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
@mia I was like "tf is firefish" so i searched and first result was some fuckin
bitcoing backed loan marketplace
neodog_woozy
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
@mia im too lazy to get the gif and stuff so just imagine here Dj Khaled saying "another one"
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
@julia @dee I vote for instant travel