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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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Experimental instance (or not, ig its staying i dont care anymore)

A queer moron that does cool shit sometimes like being a speaker at an event
Certified euro cuck
A woman
Idk
Nerd

Website:
kamila.pet

If something I say sounds insane it's usually a shitpost, but if you wanna be sure u can ask (It will give me feedback to add notation so that I can be sure it's not misunderstood)

I can be weird and lewd here, I usually try to CW stuff correctly, mostly succeed but viewer discretion is advised, I am not strictly mDNI but I def would require not interacting with lewd posts, and I will block if I realize that this is happening.
Also lewd stuff I post are usually jokes, I am in a monogamous relationship so do NOT try to unironically hit on me. Ironically is fine if I know you and its all for jokes.

Few statements that I believe so if u dont believe you might not like me and I might not like you:
- Trans rights (I mean ALL trans rights. Transfem, masc, enby, anything else too, you are all valid)
- Gay rights
- Queer rights
- MAPs aren't queers. Pedophilia is not a sexuality.
- Privacy matters

See also:
@markasspandi
Pronouns
she/her (EN), ona/jej (PL)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
@dee @julia and also as quickly as we want
I dont wanna wait to see my boyfriend I wanna see him NOW
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
@h2onolan Google removing "don't be evil" type shit 😭
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
@yassie_j hi
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
how the fuck did i make so much typos in this i was rly careful
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
Lets say that, hypothetically, I would purchase a burger.
Now, lets also assume that, burger has been consumed..
Now, theoretically, despite I've spent money ona burger I no longer poses, it constitutes a thefts and I should be given my money back for the burger
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1mo
re: Hypno kink explanation @aens Afaik, since hypnosis irl isn't just magic like in some movies (cough cough, Now You See Me, cough), it's kinda impossible to do it without consent, maybe with some manipulation it could be somewhat doable, but still it's not just becoming a mindless zombie and person still retains control in the end
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
2mo
@julia @eblu
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
2mo
"I don't support you, but I still love you" vs "I support you, because I love you"
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
2mo
Ppl reacting to gitlabs recent announcement is kinda funny to me cus like
They've already been calling themself AI first on their front page for a long time like
woah what a shocker
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
2mo
@julia whatever you say dear
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
2mo
@lowqualityfacts Of course, the worldwide average is 20 cheeseburgers, which undeniably proves cheeseburgers cure obesity
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
2mo
@thejackimonster @thomholwerda "The document is just a factual summary of the views of different groups"
The summary of the views is factual, as in, it correctly summarizes what the views are, it's not saying that what it says is itself factual.
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
2mo
@ellie so real tbh
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
2mo
@autumn @kopper where new fnaf theory
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
2mo
@thomholwerda Ig at first I didn't rly see the problem with that post other than it sounding more sensational, but after another read I do see now how it makes it look this way, my bad
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
2mo
@thomholwerda if anything I'd say this article is bullshit primarily because it looks like they asked LLM to re-write that EPRS document, at least for most part
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
2mo
@thomholwerda legit question
whats 100% bullshit about it?
it's made more sensational for sure, but also some parts look like they are basically reworded parts from the EPRS document?
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
2mo
saw someone throw femtanyl and bbnos in the same bucket and honestly yeah i fw that
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
2mo
Lovecraft's horrors are nothing compared to what ppl do to Hatsune Miku every 6 months
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
2mo
@sodiboo "Now, did you or did you not lie when you said that you liked my cookies even tho you made that grimy face"
"c'mon"