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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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Experimental instance (or not, ig its staying i dont care anymore)

A queer moron that does cool shit sometimes like being a speaker at an event
Certified euro cuck
A woman
Idk
Nerd

Website:
kamila.pet

If something I say sounds insane it's usually a shitpost, but if you wanna be sure u can ask (It will give me feedback to add notation so that I can be sure it's not misunderstood)

I can be weird and lewd here, I usually try to CW stuff correctly, mostly succeed but viewer discretion is advised, I am not strictly mDNI but I def would require not interacting with lewd posts, and I will block if I realize that this is happening.
Also lewd stuff I post are usually jokes, I am in a monogamous relationship so do NOT try to unironically hit on me. Ironically is fine if I know you and its all for jokes.

Few statements that I believe so if u dont believe you might not like me and I might not like you:
- Trans rights (I mean ALL trans rights. Transfem, masc, enby, anything else too, you are all valid)
- Gay rights
- Queer rights
- MAPs aren't queers. Pedophilia is not a sexuality.
- Privacy matters

See also:
@markasspandi
Pronouns
she/her (EN), ona/jej (PL)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
3mo
I too am posting
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
3mo
sarcasm re: transphobia, interphobia, surgery @ActuallyAubrey @hazel circumcision is cus God when making a baby sometimes puts too much skin in the mold and it has to be then reduced to fit the original design
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
3mo
gay
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3mo
@privateger @mansalia aight thats kinda fair
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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@privateger @mansalia ok but like
this is double sided
automatic hatred yeah sure its bad, I dislike LLMs but like it is bad and I get using it for some stuff
but he just threw that bullshit, pushed as an minor update, and it broke workflows of thousands of people lol
And while he doesn't own anyone his effort, it is something that ppl can get mad at cus it broke their backups lol
I never saw anyone unhappy with the speed of rsyncs mainaintance, so what was the point, to be fast? Thats silly. It WAS a stable project until recently.
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
3mo
@mkljczk ja sie zgadzam bo przy infinite scrollu gdzie musze rujnować sobie możliwość poświęcania uwagi kto ma czas 60 minut coś oglądać neodog_woozy
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
3mo
@famfo I recently was so bored that I made something ala function overloading using Any
Yes I accept death threats in my dms
use std::any::{Any, TypeId};
use std::collections::HashMap;

struct Overloaded {
    map: HashMap<TypeId, Box<dyn Fn(Box<dyn Any>) -> Box<dyn Any>>>,
}

impl Overloaded {
    fn new() -> Self {
        Self {
            map: HashMap::new(),
        }
    }

    fn register<F, Params, Ret>(&mut self, f: F)
    where
        F: Fn(Params) -> Ret + 'static,
        Params: 'static,
        Ret: 'static,
    {
        self.map.insert(
            TypeId::of::<Params>(),
            Box::new(move |p: Box<dyn Any>| {
                let params = *p.downcast::<Params>().expect("Invalid params at reg");
                Box::new(f(params)) as Box<dyn Any>
            }),
        );
    }

    fn call<Params, R>(&self, params: Params) -> R
    where
        Params: 'static,
        R: 'static,
    {
        let f = self
            .map
            .get(&TypeId::of::<Params>())
            .expect("Does not exist");
        *f(Box::new(params))
            .downcast::<R>()
            .expect("Failed to downcast")
    }
}

fn main() {
    let mut sum = Overloaded::new();
    sum.register(|(s,)| sum1(s));
    sum.register(|(s1, s2)| sum2(s1, s2));
    sum.register(|(s1, s2, s3)| sum3(s1, s2, s3));
    sum.register(|(s1, s2, s3, s4)| sum4(s1, s2, s3, s4));
    sum.register(|(s1, s2, s3, s4, s5)| sum5(s1, s2, s3, s4, s5));
    sum.register(|(s1, s2, s3, s4, s5, s6)| sum6(s1, s2, s3, s4, s5, s6));
    sum.register(|(s1, s2, s3, s4, s5, s6, s7)| sum7(s1, s2, s3, s4, s5, s6, s7));
    sum.register(|(s1, s2, s3, s4, s5, s6, s7, s8)| sum8(s1, s2, s3, s4, s5, s6, s7, s8));
    sum.register(|(s1, s2, s3, s4, s5, s6, s7, s8, s9)| sum9(s1, s2, s3, s4, s5, s6, s7, s8, s9));

    println!("2 + 2 = {}", sum.call::<_, usize>((2usize, 2usize)));
    println!("3+5+6 = {}", sum.call::<_, usize>((3usize, 5usize, 6usize)));
}
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
3mo
@yassie_j no NOT AGAIN
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
3mo
utterly fucking cursed, bodily fluids, canada @rail sometimes i think about how it technically costs money for me to be on this platform
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
3mo
I had my first seasonal allergy ever and I made this cus i got pissed off
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@TheBreadmonkey off topic but the first person rly looks like Robert Sheehan lol
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
3mo
@mkljczk .config/hyfetch.json
there's "pride_month_disable"
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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i find it funny that when I want to use lobste.rs while using mullvad I have to go through TOR cus it blocks mullvad IP's but not the TOR endpoints neodog_woozy
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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@theresnotime transphobic that after u drink something its gone
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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happy gay
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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@lowqualityfacts idk what you mean by "low quality"
that image has INSANE resolution
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
3mo
@jeder jestem przy sesja linuksowa stoisko
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
3mo
@stfn @bartonemo Mnie nieironicznie wkurwiło 😭
Rok temu też tak samo było xd
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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youtube is literally fucking unuseable bruh
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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@mia misskey is stupid cus yuo can
"miss" the key and key my fucking door i have a large scratch on my door due to key scratch oh my fucking god how does that even happen