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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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Experimental instance (or not, ig its staying i dont care anymore)

A queer moron that does cool shit sometimes like being a speaker at an event
Certified euro cuck
A woman
Idk
Nerd

Website:
kamila.pet

If something I say sounds insane it's usually a shitpost, but if you wanna be sure u can ask (It will give me feedback to add notation so that I can be sure it's not misunderstood)

I can be weird and lewd here, I usually try to CW stuff correctly, mostly succeed but viewer discretion is advised, I am not strictly mDNI but I def would require not interacting with lewd posts, and I will block if I realize that this is happening.
Also lewd stuff I post are usually jokes, I am in a monogamous relationship so do NOT try to unironically hit on me. Ironically is fine if I know you and its all for jokes.

Few statements that I believe so if u dont believe you might not like me and I might not like you:
- Trans rights (I mean ALL trans rights. Transfem, masc, enby, anything else too, you are all valid)
- Gay rights
- Queer rights
- MAPs aren't queers. Pedophilia is not a sexuality.
- Privacy matters

See also:
@markasspandi
Pronouns
she/her (EN), ona/jej (PL)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
10mo
@MagicLike what do u think NS stands from
eNrichement Station
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
10mo
@ellie @sodiboo
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
10mo
@sodiboo @jessew No u can't bitch and moan about it
Dance little monkey dance, this is your life now
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
10mo
@sodiboo @jessew u dont get to sigh about this
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
10mo
Language focused on correctness
Can't make fucking correct website
why are nerds like his
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
10mo
Can any link on haskell.org and subdomains fucking work
I had 2 times where there was some link and it just didn't fucking work
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
10mo
@julia there's not buts just steal shit
hustler grindset
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
10mo
@julia kid named theft
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
10mo
@puppygirlhornypost2 @jbz there's github.com/opencloud-eu/opencloud
not full replacement but its going there from what I've heard
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
10mo
idk if joke or not so here's an actual explanation u can ignore if ur joking @federicoschonborn @Gankra T-bone is when car gets hit perfectly from the side
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
10mo
@tauon Yeah at first I didn't want to do it too cus they said "we could arrange a project to do for you instead"
but then I just showed my old ass existing projects and they accepted it lol
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
10mo
@tauon I'm so happy I managed to show lecturer my old projects and they let me skip the class
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
10mo
keepassxc.org/blog/2025-11-09-about-keepassxcs-code-quality-control/
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
10mo
@silly transgener fedi slenderwoman: use my pakcages
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
10mo
@Gankra this post hit like being T-boned on a highway
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
10mo
@mkljczk nei chce mi sie
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
10mo
@mkljczk ja sie nie znam ani nie interesuje muzykarstwem
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
10mo
@mkljczk kdenlive papiezWasap
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
10mo
@mkljczk jest taka możliwość, próbowałam najbliżej i brzmiało mi Wystarczając™️ okej
dobrze że dodałam w tytule że jest almost seamless
papiezWasap
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
10mo
"someone has to say this" oh look miss smartypants showed up saying the thing that seems most obvious of it all