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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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Experimental instance (or not, ig its staying i dont care anymore)

A queer moron that does cool shit sometimes like being a speaker at an event
Certified euro cuck
A woman
Idk
Nerd

Website:
kamila.pet

If something I say sounds insane it's usually a shitpost, but if you wanna be sure u can ask (It will give me feedback to add notation so that I can be sure it's not misunderstood)

I can be weird and lewd here, I usually try to CW stuff correctly, mostly succeed but viewer discretion is advised, I am not strictly mDNI but I def would require not interacting with lewd posts, and I will block if I realize that this is happening.
Also lewd stuff I post are usually jokes, I am in a monogamous relationship so do NOT try to unironically hit on me. Ironically is fine if I know you and its all for jokes.

Few statements that I believe so if u dont believe you might not like me and I might not like you:
- Trans rights (I mean ALL trans rights. Transfem, masc, enby, anything else too, you are all valid)
- Gay rights
- Queer rights
- MAPs aren't queers. Pedophilia is not a sexuality.
- Privacy matters

See also:
@markasspandi
Pronouns
she/her (EN), ona/jej (PL)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
9mo
informational comic about CNC (the kink, not the other thing), X-post from BlueSky @hazelnoot I agree but
"the sex pollen" 😭😭😭😭😭
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
9mo
clippy::pedantic is my friend until I see inlined formatting
This ain't python to include variables inside a string
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
9mo
NO, very lewd @iro_miya it is kinda an obligation
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
9mo
@andypiper at that point u might just as well paste a screenshot from it lol
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
9mo
@izzy @ReignOfRaining ah
Tbh now I kinda wanna try this kind of ginger beer even tho I am positive I would hate it
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
9mo
@izzy @ReignOfRaining I tried ginger ale once and I actually found it yummy, not even in like oh god it burns so good way but mmmm this is nice kinda way
So I got rly confused did I just happen to stumble upon weakest ginger ale or what
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
9mo
@ReignOfRaining @izzy is ginger ale the same thing as ginger beer
serious question i legit thought thise are separate things
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
9mo
@yassie_j @frawst yay
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
9mo
@yassie_j @frawst If we met irl could I call you yassie neodog_angel_pleading
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
9mo
@nyx im never watching porn again
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
9mo
Me at the queer stand up night, trying to tell a controversial joke because my set is going badly @yassie_j "Well, I for a fact know I am a woman, because I just can't shut the fuck up hehe... how did you throw a trash can all across the roo..."
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
9mo
@ReignOfRaining I fell asleep 😭
But here 🫂
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
9mo
I did a pr to a project yippeee
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
9mo
@ReignOfRaining It's nothing to feel bad about, but I do understand lol.
But it's okay to cancel something if you just can't do it
(Can I give "health soon" hug?)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
9mo
@ReignOfRaining I wish you to get better soon!
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
9mo
@ReignOfRaining It's okay!
Don't be sorry over things you don't have control over, you shouldn't push yourself to do something if you can't, it's okay <3
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
9mo
C is SIMPLE
Rust is EASY
thats it thats the whole thing
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
9mo
@julia Proof accepted and validated
super cute
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
9mo
kink, restraint, paws!!! @theresnotime being like this is like my primary need on that pyramid thing
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
9mo
@julia hello guys welcome to my disassembly tutorial of this 9000 dollar machine
First you would want to put it in an oven for exactly 23.45 seconds