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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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Experimental instance (or not, ig its staying i dont care anymore)

A queer moron that does cool shit sometimes like being a speaker at an event
Certified euro cuck
A woman
Idk
Nerd

Website:
kamila.pet

If something I say sounds insane it's usually a shitpost, but if you wanna be sure u can ask (It will give me feedback to add notation so that I can be sure it's not misunderstood)

I can be weird and lewd here, I usually try to CW stuff correctly, mostly succeed but viewer discretion is advised, I am not strictly mDNI but I def would require not interacting with lewd posts, and I will block if I realize that this is happening.
Also lewd stuff I post are usually jokes, I am in a monogamous relationship so do NOT try to unironically hit on me. Ironically is fine if I know you and its all for jokes.

Few statements that I believe so if u dont believe you might not like me and I might not like you:
- Trans rights (I mean ALL trans rights. Transfem, masc, enby, anything else too, you are all valid)
- Gay rights
- Queer rights
- MAPs aren't queers. Pedophilia is not a sexuality.
- Privacy matters

See also:
@markasspandi
Pronouns
she/her (EN), ona/jej (PL)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
9mo
@julia I have a conspiracy theory that it's made on purpose to force users to make more posts which would boost statistics
I have 0 proof or reason to believe that but idc
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
9mo
lewd @julia Well I mean
You are literally messing with its insides
All exposed like that
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
10mo
God gives strongest dysphoria to her most gorgeous trans people
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
10mo
@nullenvk fair lol
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
10mo
@nullenvk Comparing this to Gabe Newel saying that is not a good sign lmao

(but yeah I know, I'll get there, I'm already better than was for years, so I have hope and will get there)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
10mo
@nullenvk Rest of family tries to find every single masculine part about me to point out how I'm finally becoming more "manly"
Only grandma is doing the God's work of going the other way (for whatever reason)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
10mo
@nullenvk I'm trying 😭
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
10mo
Sometimes I forget how magical can simply face shaving be
like god damn I'm not actually that ugly
ignoring like rest of the body ig
but at least head is alright, and hair pretty
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
10mo
@mayu takie Dzień Dobry TVN ale Polsatu
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
10mo
@yassie_j oh very very much so
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
10mo
@mayu ta
nawet część odcinka halo tu polsat na to przeznaczyli
youtube.com/watch?v=CAhbXGBu9aw
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
10mo
i know this isnt the point of your post but still funny, also caps @sodiboo honestly yeah true
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
10mo
@yassie_j hiiiiii
yay roast tato
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
10mo
i know this isnt the point of your post but still funny, also caps @sodiboo APPEND ONLY ROOT ZONEEE
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
10mo
@april tragiczna informscja
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
10mo
@upcloud @sodiboo No way
Upcloud canonically has a boywife and he's Lewis
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
10mo
@upcloud @sodiboo "croatia retreat" is just UpCloud's cover for interdimensional jail where they keep the worst offenders
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
10mo
@sodiboo @upcloud
lewis
pelvis
close wordst
I had 3 hours of sleep
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
10mo
@upcloud @sodiboo pelvis
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
10mo
@mjdxp helix neodog_angel