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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
Private
Experimental instance (or not, ig its staying i dont care anymore)

A queer moron that does cool shit sometimes like being a speaker at an event
Certified euro cuck
A woman
Idk
Nerd

Website:
kamila.pet

If something I say sounds insane it's usually a shitpost, but if you wanna be sure u can ask (It will give me feedback to add notation so that I can be sure it's not misunderstood)

I can be weird and lewd here, I usually try to CW stuff correctly, mostly succeed but viewer discretion is advised, I am not strictly mDNI but I def would require not interacting with lewd posts, and I will block if I realize that this is happening.
Also lewd stuff I post are usually jokes, I am in a monogamous relationship so do NOT try to unironically hit on me. Ironically is fine if I know you and its all for jokes.

Few statements that I believe so if u dont believe you might not like me and I might not like you:
- Trans rights (I mean ALL trans rights. Transfem, masc, enby, anything else too, you are all valid)
- Gay rights
- Queer rights
- MAPs aren't queers. Pedophilia is not a sexuality.
- Privacy matters

See also:
@markasspandi
Pronouns
she/her (EN), ona/jej (PL)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
12mo
@nullenvk Rest of family tries to find every single masculine part about me to point out how I'm finally becoming more "manly"
Only grandma is doing the God's work of going the other way (for whatever reason)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
12mo
@nullenvk I'm trying 😭
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
12mo
Sometimes I forget how magical can simply face shaving be
like god damn I'm not actually that ugly
ignoring like rest of the body ig
but at least head is alright, and hair pretty
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
12mo
@mayu takie Dzień Dobry TVN ale Polsatu
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
12mo
@yassie_j oh very very much so
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
12mo
@mayu ta
nawet część odcinka halo tu polsat na to przeznaczyli
youtube.com/watch?v=CAhbXGBu9aw
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
12mo
i know this isnt the point of your post but still funny, also caps @sodiboo honestly yeah true
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
12mo
@yassie_j hiiiiii
yay roast tato
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
12mo
i know this isnt the point of your post but still funny, also caps @sodiboo APPEND ONLY ROOT ZONEEE
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
12mo
@april tragiczna informscja
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
12mo
@upcloud @sodiboo No way
Upcloud canonically has a boywife and he's Lewis
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
12mo
@upcloud @sodiboo "croatia retreat" is just UpCloud's cover for interdimensional jail where they keep the worst offenders
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
12mo
@sodiboo @upcloud
lewis
pelvis
close wordst
I had 3 hours of sleep
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
12mo
@upcloud @sodiboo pelvis
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
12mo
@mjdxp helix neodog_angel
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
12mo
Since I've grown my hair my grandma was always saying that "You have pretty hair like a girl 🥰".
She's insanely religious and homophobic, but when she says stuff like that she's being basically the most affirming person in my family.
Today she actually said "Here's my granddaughter hehe" like, I know she's saying that jokingly but that actually felt so nice lol
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
12mo
After not working on this project I finally did something
and now Clifford (my link shortener) has a Dockerfile and a package yipppeee
and also made it accept env variables, so now Clifford can be deployed on kubernetes and stuff yipppeeeee
I just have to make a better admin panel for it, but god I hate frontend
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
12mo
@yassie_j @agatha You just don't appreciate the effort Gemini went through to access the building.
They sent an AI spy and at the door they asked like 3 captcha questions before entry
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
12mo
re: top ten posts that'll actually probably make people angry at me @EeveeEuphoria I'm glad I never cared about cohost so I don't have to worry if stance on this topic is morally valid or not
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
12mo
@pluszysta Jaka gierka z ciekawości?