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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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Experimental instance (or not, ig its staying i dont care anymore)

A queer moron that does cool shit sometimes like being a speaker at an event
Certified euro cuck
A woman
Idk
Nerd

Website:
kamila.pet

If something I say sounds insane it's usually a shitpost, but if you wanna be sure u can ask (It will give me feedback to add notation so that I can be sure it's not misunderstood)

I can be weird and lewd here, I usually try to CW stuff correctly, mostly succeed but viewer discretion is advised, I am not strictly mDNI but I def would require not interacting with lewd posts, and I will block if I realize that this is happening.
Also lewd stuff I post are usually jokes, I am in a monogamous relationship so do NOT try to unironically hit on me. Ironically is fine if I know you and its all for jokes.

Few statements that I believe so if u dont believe you might not like me and I might not like you:
- Trans rights (I mean ALL trans rights. Transfem, masc, enby, anything else too, you are all valid)
- Gay rights
- Queer rights
- MAPs aren't queers. Pedophilia is not a sexuality.
- Privacy matters

See also:
@markasspandi
Pronouns
she/her (EN), ona/jej (PL)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@tauon Fr
It's especially noticable when searching HRT related stuff like
I am not looking for menopause meds I want boobs 😭
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
Teachable moment: save TOTP keys in a place that is not dependent on your phone
(I have backups of my Aegis vault BUT it requires a phone lol, luckly I managed to find some project that allows extracting the keys from there)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@puppygirlhornypost2 @julia Yeah that's all true
Tho tbh my og post was for purely personal reasons
But yeah that all is also true
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
I just wanna state that @julia is awesome af
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@alina omg Lana Del Rey
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@niko @julia do they import whole stripe infrsstructure there or whay
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@grug grug is the epilogue
u will not find anything better after grug
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@grug IM HUNGRY
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@grug waaa maybe that happened
tragic
but reconnected at last!!!!
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@grug omg grug is back hiiii
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@merlin oh they have some AI partnerships?
damn didn't know that, sucks
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@merlin Question: why 1password is burned?
I heard it was fine, I prefered bitwarden for cloud based solutions but I heard its okay too
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@derpy who tf needs chaotic evil setup is someone working at Fazbear's Pizzeria?
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@julia I remember how in class we had to gave our emails to teacher so he could make us account on some internal communication platform (teacher was from external company which made python classes for us)
and I gave him my tutanota email and he was so confused lmao
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
genital dysphoria, bit lewd? also caps God why do I have such a hogh libido
I DONT WANNA JORK THAT DAMJ THING, I WANNA WANK MY PUSSY!!!!
WHERE IS MY PUSSYY
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@gamingonlinux Mostly just Celeste
tho I recently started playing Saints Row 3 and god it's a nostalgia ride
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
I am not paying 200 dollars for a raspberry pi i can buy a fine ass machine for that
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@Mycroft if someone has any strong opinion about pinapple on pizza i automatically feel vary of any other opinion a person may have
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@yassie_j Non-binary people have only one joke...
(/j)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@yassie_j omfg