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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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Experimental instance (or not, ig its staying i dont care anymore)

A queer moron that does cool shit sometimes like being a speaker at an event
Certified euro cuck
A woman
Idk
Nerd

Website:
kamila.pet

If something I say sounds insane it's usually a shitpost, but if you wanna be sure u can ask (It will give me feedback to add notation so that I can be sure it's not misunderstood)

I can be weird and lewd here, I usually try to CW stuff correctly, mostly succeed but viewer discretion is advised, I am not strictly mDNI but I def would require not interacting with lewd posts, and I will block if I realize that this is happening.
Also lewd stuff I post are usually jokes, I am in a monogamous relationship so do NOT try to unironically hit on me. Ironically is fine if I know you and its all for jokes.

Few statements that I believe so if u dont believe you might not like me and I might not like you:
- Trans rights (I mean ALL trans rights. Transfem, masc, enby, anything else too, you are all valid)
- Gay rights
- Queer rights
- MAPs aren't queers. Pedophilia is not a sexuality.
- Privacy matters

See also:
@markasspandi
Pronouns
she/her (EN), ona/jej (PL)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
10mo
Me when I wanna make a post about religion for humorous reason but I just know I'd have to make 30 disclaimers about how I do not mean every single existing religious person and how this is not generalization of everyone just that specific group and also how its not only about one single religion even tho i would use one as an example
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
10mo
lewd, re: ec, kutno @mkljczk @xyla @Emily masz duże problemy z wkładaniem powiadasz?
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
10mo
@julia @theking omg sameeeeee
I am in process of acquiring one for over a year tho
But god i hate ittttt i rly dont wanna do it
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
10mo
fedi drama / fedi meta @hazelnoot Oh no is it happening
I saw like, 2 posts about it
did it grow into meta 😭
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
10mo
@yassie_j big difference between just, a gamer and A Gamer
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
10mo
@april
@grok czy to prawda
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
10mo
@julia I shlingaboinged and it's making mangoners
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
10mo
@sodiboo @Grat10 yeah it would be terrible and not idiomatic but some people are stupid and still do it

and why not?!?!?!
Maybe we should be able to heart react users huh
Maybe I love them users
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
10mo
@sodiboo @Grat10 Idfk maybe credentials are in the env variables moron?
And Idfk how anything is named internally on this cursed platform, especially since a lot of software uses hearts as default reaction for likes. Dipshit dumbass idiot stupid I hate you
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
10mo
@sodiboo @Grat10 is there a crate that does that that simply I legit haven't looked into how to use fedi via rust yet
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
10mo
why is it .await not .await()
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
10mo
@ics whats 2 + 3 neodog_angel_pleading
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
10mo
re: uspol, Charlie Kirk @navi m.youtube.com/shorts/ns_JXtXLU7w
there's this video now
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
10mo
"I sometimes write something and then make it look like a quote so people believe me more"
- Garfield, 1743
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
10mo
@__julia rel
neodog_hug_sad
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
10mo
"Your actions have consequences"
Well other's actions impact my life more than mine actions so like who gives a shit
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
10mo
Mold literally ate JK Rowlings brain what the fuck is this post
xcancel.com/jk_rowling/status/1964999822987100614
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
10mo
Charlie Kirk I generally don't rly wish death upon people cus I don't like death, tho I am not sad about it either cus like that guy was a menace so like why would I feel sorry for him.
But I am worried that now he will become a martyr of sorts and Trump and others will just milk his death to make lives of everyone I care about in the US even worse
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
10mo
@4censord "But I need unstructured data!!!!"
The humble
JSONB:
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
10mo
@sodiboo I am proud of myself for being enough nerd that I know what this means