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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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A queer moron that does cool shit sometimes like being a speaker at an event
Certified euro cuck
A woman
Idk
Nerd

Website: kamila.pet

If something I say sounds insane it's usually a shitpost, but if you wanna be sure u can ask (It will give me feedback to add notation so that I can be sure it's not misunderstood)

I can be weird and lewd here, I usually try to CW stuff correctly, mostly succeed but viewer discretion is advised, I am not strictly mDNI but I def would require not interacting with lewd posts, and I will block if I realize that this is happening.
Also lewd stuff I post are usually jokes, I am in a monogamous relationship so do NOT try to unironically hit on me. Ironically is fine if I know you and its all for jokes.

Few statements that I believe so if u dont believe you might not like me and I might not like you:
- Trans rights (I mean ALL trans rights. Transfem, masc, enby, anything else too, you are all valid)
- Gay rights
- Queer rights
- MAPs aren't queers. Pedophilia is not a sexuality.
- Privacy matters

See also: @markasspandi
Pronouns she/her (EN), ona/jej (PL)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@puppygirlhornypost2 the what
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@cobra @byte no i get it
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
the "that's just" kind of reaction @byte thats
thats
that's just fucking your friends
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@tauon when I read "on hypertown" ifk why my brain read this like "in parkour civilization"
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
Why can't people understand that someone might have a different view of what's fun and interesting for them?
My whole family is constantly going "Aren't you bored of sitting in front of a computer?"
No, I am not. I am doing what fascinates me, leave me alone and stop making me feel bad about my interests.
I'm sure they also see someone do painting as a hobby and go "Aren't you boring of painting all day?"
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@marlena I actually got what you were daying that "WHAT" was like a reaction to it dw
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@marlena WHAT
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
British people are crazy like why did you take out bubbles from bubble tea
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
That show is basically "We laugh at everyone equally" but if it wasn't an edgy teen's lie.
Cartman IS meant to be a fucking pathetic loser edgelord if you think that view of someone is gratifying ur kinda missing the point.
I won't deeply protect that show, and like I rly get if someone hates it like I rly do, but personally idk
And ig creators are kinda meh (That's why I never watched south park "legally" :3)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
My deeply hidden hot take or like guilty pleasure idk is that I find south park kinda funny and I enjoy watching it
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
kink question @luna Well, I'm not sure if it's used this way anymore, but some time ago I did hear the definition that kink is a preference, while fetish is "stronger" desire.
Like kink is "I wanna do this, it's so hot" while fetish is more like "I NEED this"
But that is based strictly on some definition I heard some time ago and I don't know if it's even used this way anymore and at this point it's almost interchangeable I think
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@mica @green and the mirror turns pee color
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@skye @yassie_j One of those actually was "recognize country by border"
tho I think it was both country flag and name
but still had to recognize the border (we did the map one too)
(We just did a lot of geography tests so bf could laugh at my ass)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@yassie_j @skye (and also the fact that I did the test right after my bf did it so some of those cached in my brain)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@skye @yassie_j Honestly it was just luck of the
"well the pool of available options got lower so it must be this"
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@yassie_j @skye We also did like
Specifically african one
and I got like 7% right and I got pats on the head for that
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@skye @yassie_j Nah it was pretty long time ago
but we just searched some random one
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@yassie_j @skye Like I'm sorry my autism doesn't include world countries
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@skye @yassie_j I am like
legit
so terrible from geography
I mean I know the basics (I know Africa is not a country and somehow that's an achievement)
But that's basically it
(My bf is like legit insane from geography and especially with knowing flags like he did some 200 world flags test and did like most of them it was insane and then made me do some easy tests and I failed miserably 😭)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@yassie_j u can't blame me for thinking "Isle of Man" is name of a game tho
like
damn