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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
Private
Experimental instance (or not, ig its staying i dont care anymore)

A queer moron that does cool shit sometimes like being a speaker at an event
Certified euro cuck
A woman
Idk
Nerd

Website:
kamila.pet

If something I say sounds insane it's usually a shitpost, but if you wanna be sure u can ask (It will give me feedback to add notation so that I can be sure it's not misunderstood)

I can be weird and lewd here, I usually try to CW stuff correctly, mostly succeed but viewer discretion is advised, I am not strictly mDNI but I def would require not interacting with lewd posts, and I will block if I realize that this is happening.
Also lewd stuff I post are usually jokes, I am in a monogamous relationship so do NOT try to unironically hit on me. Ironically is fine if I know you and its all for jokes.

Few statements that I believe so if u dont believe you might not like me and I might not like you:
- Trans rights (I mean ALL trans rights. Transfem, masc, enby, anything else too, you are all valid)
- Gay rights
- Queer rights
- MAPs aren't queers. Pedophilia is not a sexuality.
- Privacy matters

See also:
@markasspandi
Pronouns
she/her (EN), ona/jej (PL)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
re: bodily fluids tier list, semen @Dionysus @sodiboo eh it depends on diet and stuff
tho in general yeah it is nice and yummy yummy in my tummy
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
re: bodily fluids tier list, semen @sodiboo @Dionysus everybody is right
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
bodily fluids tier list, semen @sodiboo @Dionysus I mean maybe a little sure but it's def not on the fucking pus level
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
bodily fluids tier list, semen @sodiboo @Dionysus WRONG ABOUT SEMEN BEING OVERRATED
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
bodily fluids tier list, semen @sodiboo @Dionysus wrong
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
@boghan normalize gay as a hobby
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
@boghan i mean yeah same
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
@boghan 😭😭😭
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
I need a portable EMP gun so that when someone annoys me I just fuck up their phone
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
@tea Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
re: lewd, what, no @jilotta @risc YES
God I love that plugin
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
re: lewd, what, no @jilotta @risc fr Rust has even a word that makes her dom heart melt so much she allows more fun
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
they should make a laptop that has like 12 GPU's and 64 core processor and 128 GB of RAM but also in a tiny laptop format how hard can it be
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
@corsa @catsalad I'm glad it's classic enough that its on jabol cus if it was here I would kill it with fucked up media migration neodog_woozy
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
@sodiboo @alina mf "what?" how was I supposed to know
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
@alina @sodiboo Brb I gotta figure out what qr code is needed to steal ur data i mean validate this is valid
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
@sodiboo @alina DAMMIT
I thought it was like a regular bank or smthng
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
@alina waa i just noticed the lock screen cute fox wawa
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
@sodiboo @alina I wonder how BankID app looks like from the inside can you open it and make a screenshot
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
@catsalad fedi.fabrykajabo.li/notes/a1jhecixd8b79pn6