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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
Private
Experimental instance (or not, ig its staying i dont care anymore)

A queer moron that does cool shit sometimes like being a speaker at an event
Certified euro cuck
A woman
Idk
Nerd

Website:
kamila.pet

If something I say sounds insane it's usually a shitpost, but if you wanna be sure u can ask (It will give me feedback to add notation so that I can be sure it's not misunderstood)

I can be weird and lewd here, I usually try to CW stuff correctly, mostly succeed but viewer discretion is advised, I am not strictly mDNI but I def would require not interacting with lewd posts, and I will block if I realize that this is happening.
Also lewd stuff I post are usually jokes, I am in a monogamous relationship so do NOT try to unironically hit on me. Ironically is fine if I know you and its all for jokes.

Few statements that I believe so if u dont believe you might not like me and I might not like you:
- Trans rights (I mean ALL trans rights. Transfem, masc, enby, anything else too, you are all valid)
- Gay rights
- Queer rights
- MAPs aren't queers. Pedophilia is not a sexuality.
- Privacy matters

See also:
@markasspandi
Pronouns
she/her (EN), ona/jej (PL)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
I was walking around the lawn (not on the street or anything) without my shirt cus it was way too hot to have one on and while it was dysphoric af it was also funny seeing how an older woman looked at me like I was an exhibitionist
Nope! It's legal!
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
re: bodily fluids tier list, semen @sodiboo @Dionysus what did i say here
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
re: bodily fluids tier list, semen @Dionysus @sodiboo eh it depends on diet and stuff
tho in general yeah it is nice and yummy yummy in my tummy
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
re: bodily fluids tier list, semen @sodiboo @Dionysus everybody is right
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
bodily fluids tier list, semen @sodiboo @Dionysus I mean maybe a little sure but it's def not on the fucking pus level
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
bodily fluids tier list, semen @sodiboo @Dionysus WRONG ABOUT SEMEN BEING OVERRATED
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
bodily fluids tier list, semen @sodiboo @Dionysus wrong
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@boghan normalize gay as a hobby
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@boghan i mean yeah same
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@boghan 😭😭😭
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
I need a portable EMP gun so that when someone annoys me I just fuck up their phone
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@tea Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
re: lewd, what, no @jilotta @risc YES
God I love that plugin
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
re: lewd, what, no @jilotta @risc fr Rust has even a word that makes her dom heart melt so much she allows more fun
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
they should make a laptop that has like 12 GPU's and 64 core processor and 128 GB of RAM but also in a tiny laptop format how hard can it be
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@corsa @catsalad I'm glad it's classic enough that its on jabol cus if it was here I would kill it with fucked up media migration neodog_woozy
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@sodiboo @alina mf "what?" how was I supposed to know
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@alina @sodiboo Brb I gotta figure out what qr code is needed to steal ur data i mean validate this is valid
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@sodiboo @alina DAMMIT
I thought it was like a regular bank or smthng
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@alina waa i just noticed the lock screen cute fox wawa