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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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Experimental instance (or not, ig its staying i dont care anymore)

A queer moron that does cool shit sometimes like being a speaker at an event
Certified euro cuck
A woman
Idk
Nerd

Website:
kamila.pet

If something I say sounds insane it's usually a shitpost, but if you wanna be sure u can ask (It will give me feedback to add notation so that I can be sure it's not misunderstood)

I can be weird and lewd here, I usually try to CW stuff correctly, mostly succeed but viewer discretion is advised, I am not strictly mDNI but I def would require not interacting with lewd posts, and I will block if I realize that this is happening.
Also lewd stuff I post are usually jokes, I am in a monogamous relationship so do NOT try to unironically hit on me. Ironically is fine if I know you and its all for jokes.

Few statements that I believe so if u dont believe you might not like me and I might not like you:
- Trans rights (I mean ALL trans rights. Transfem, masc, enby, anything else too, you are all valid)
- Gay rights
- Queer rights
- MAPs aren't queers. Pedophilia is not a sexuality.
- Privacy matters

See also:
@markasspandi
Pronouns
she/her (EN), ona/jej (PL)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
@ity @littlefox @k4m1 @taavi Fr slavic languages love to be insane
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
@littlefox @k4m1 @taavi Explanation for the not knowing: ó is the exact same letter as u in every way except the looks but since it's a leftover from old polish some words use one or the other (or both in different spots) and it is incorrect to use the other one :3
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
@littlefox @k4m1 @taavi ó vs u my beloved
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
@k4m1 @littlefox @taavi "sure, it's my native lang but it's still difficult"
so true actually
I rel hard with Polish like
fr
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
@merlin wifi might not be but this setup is
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
@mayu While personally I don't mind weed smoking in public I see how that's just sucky behaviour
I do hate cigarette smoking so I understand why someone would hate weed smoking the same way
Like that affects others, while being annoying is already enough reason that should stop people from doing that, it can also harm people with just smoke or some with asthma etc.
So ye 100% agreed
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
@mayu yeah thats valid I agree
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
@bl00d @eris @fiore so true actually
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
@bl00d @eris @fiore both should die TOTAL DEATH KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
Coffee ia a drug too if you drink coffee u have no right to call out people using weed
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
@UpCloud @Kio im doojg iceshrimp not sharkey idk
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
sometimes
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
@sodiboo "Isn't chrome memory-intensive?"
"Horse continuously saves your Trails, so your work is always protected—even if you need to restart your browser to free up memory."
Wow that is like THE bad answer you can give to that question
"Well yeah but u can just reset"
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
@ananas @witix I can't remember when was the last time I used windows like at all
Except school
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
@ananas @witix Jokes on U the newest computer I have is 6 years old no Copilot button for me
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
@ananas @witix Exploding you with my big explosion gun (/lh)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
@witix Hey
I'm a sophisticated puppy.
I don't drink, I get stoned like a good girl
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
@witix same with SSDs btw
Fill that drives baby, use those cycles!
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
@witix There should be a kernel that fills RAM with random data constantly so it is always utilized, training it and stuff like exercise, to strengthen the RAM muscles (M in RAM is for Muscle)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
11mo
@sjolsen the least stereotypical instance of xkcd.com/927/