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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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Experimental instance (or not, ig its staying i dont care anymore)

A queer moron that does cool shit sometimes like being a speaker at an event
Certified euro cuck
A woman
Idk
Nerd

Website: kamila.pet

If something I say sounds insane it's usually a shitpost, but if you wanna be sure u can ask (It will give me feedback to add notation so that I can be sure it's not misunderstood)

I can be weird and lewd here, I usually try to CW stuff correctly, mostly succeed but viewer discretion is advised, I am not strictly mDNI but I def would require not interacting with lewd posts, and I will block if I realize that this is happening.
Also lewd stuff I post are usually jokes, I am in a monogamous relationship so do NOT try to unironically hit on me. Ironically is fine if I know you and its all for jokes.

Few statements that I believe so if u dont believe you might not like me and I might not like you:
- Trans rights (I mean ALL trans rights. Transfem, masc, enby, anything else too, you are all valid)
- Gay rights
- Queer rights
- MAPs aren't queers. Pedophilia is not a sexuality.
- Privacy matters

See also: @markasspandi
Pronouns she/her (EN), ona/jej (PL)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@julia sesbian lex
(she's gonna infodump about lexers)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@alina woofning !! neodog_angel neodog_angel neodog_angel
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
I legit spent calculating balatro hands for like 15 minutes cus I had 1 play
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@freeplay tf it says "ask me in 3 days" there's no question here
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@elsactivitypub (I am NOT sponsored by backblaze btw I just like them cus their customer support is rly good imo (or at least was last time I had to contact them, I hope it didn't enshittify))
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@elsactivitypub Ah
Well, on backblaze it'd be like $0.3 a month
And free download cus it's not a glacier so it's always hot
Tho yeah most likely U'd be able to find something even cheaper if you don't need instant download in case of something
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
transphobia @julia This reminds me of tiktoks of that very buff beardy hairy trans guy and comments saying "You're a girl"
Like how do u see this absolute beast of a man and call him that
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@lily also tf they mean "upset out balance"
tails are excellent for balancing, it can be practically declared one of their primary uses, to help with balancing
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@lily Real tbh
I can't like
Stand still without having to balance myself every few seconds by moving my legs
And when I walk I often feel like I will fall down every second idk why
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
fediblock, antiblackness, transphobia, block evasion, stalking @3gp @mynameistillian yeah
Sorry this happened btw
Shit sucks
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
fediblock, antiblackness, transphobia, block evasion, stalking @3gp @mynameistillian Also my brain can't comprehend a gay furry saying that shit like
The crowd ur in is coming for you next dipshit
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
fediblock, antiblackness, transphobia, block evasion, stalking @3gp @mynameistillian ngl didn't know
my bad
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
fediblock, antiblackness, transphobia, block evasion, stalking @3gp @mynameistillian also umas are literally horses, a species that is famously depicted as mostly brown
if going this way umas are DEI for not being brown (/j)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@elsactivitypub How much do u need to backup?
I usually just go with backblaze cus they are fast and $6/1TB/month (pay for what you use, if you use less, you pay less ofc) is pretty good for me cus I don't have a lot of data so it comes pretty cheap.
Tho yeah it is not a glacier type, it is hot storage so maybe other options would probably be cheaper, but yeah I generally use backblaze
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
fediblock, antiblackness, transphobia, block evasion, stalking @mynameistillian @jackyale@cupoftea.social Bro can't even handle the tupac joke and spews DEI 😭
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@kopper Only SSO available with only Google as a provider
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@bothana WHAT 😭😭😭
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@alina wowa pretty and ye looks cozy af
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
One idea I thought about was making expiration times quick and adding a counter to the claims, which would increment whenever an expiration time is reached so a new JWT would be given to the client, and when counter would reach 0 (here assuming for example we decrement it), it would invalidate and require another login.
That way, a token could be revoked because tokens would be short-lived, but at the same time it wouldn't require storing refresh keys etc.
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
I'm working on something that uses JWT's and
I wanna keep it stateless but I'm thinking how to handle stuff like invalidating keys before they expire (like for remote logout etc) without using rotating keys cus I feel that would not longer be stateless.
Any ideas?