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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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A queer moron that does cool shit sometimes like being a speaker at an event
Certified euro cuck
A woman
Idk
Nerd

Website: kamila.pet

If something I say sounds insane it's usually a shitpost, but if you wanna be sure u can ask (It will give me feedback to add notation so that I can be sure it's not misunderstood)

I can be weird and lewd here, I usually try to CW stuff correctly, mostly succeed but viewer discretion is advised, I am not strictly mDNI but I def would require not interacting with lewd posts, and I will block if I realize that this is happening.
Also lewd stuff I post are usually jokes, I am in a monogamous relationship so do NOT try to unironically hit on me. Ironically is fine if I know you and its all for jokes.

Few statements that I believe so if u dont believe you might not like me and I might not like you:
- Trans rights (I mean ALL trans rights. Transfem, masc, enby, anything else too, you are all valid)
- Gay rights
- Queer rights
- MAPs aren't queers. Pedophilia is not a sexuality.
- Privacy matters

See also: @markasspandi
Pronouns she/her (EN), ona/jej (PL)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@merlin oh god
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@merlin is it worse than gitlab
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@j_g00da yeah!
shitposting at foss events is my passion
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@piwo @orhun @j_g00da @ratatui_rs Idk if u saw it but I was the one that screamed "case study" during TTY rant :3
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@j_g00da @piwo @orhun @ratatui_rs oh hiiiiii I saw u there that was rly cool talk
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
mh-, genital dysphoria mention, mosrly shitpost but like weird idk whats my brain doing where my genital dysphoria bitches at
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
css was a mistake we should've just use raw html for everything
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
mh--- oh its one of those cry myself to sleep nights
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
mh-, job and college related stuff Like fr college is "useful" for getting a job but I could literally have a job already if I wouldn't plan to go there lol
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
mh-, job and college related stuff Thinking about how if I just wouldn't let my family make me think I need to go to college I could literally have a really good job right now
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@LunaDragofelis Actually funny story
There's a Polish skijumper "Kamil Stoch" and he was in a Cartoon Network antibullying spot, so with bunch of ppl we got an inside joke of saying "Omujborze Kamil Stoch" (Badly spelled "Oh My God, Kamil Stoch") because of it, and that became my username, and after that "Kamil" became name everyone associated me with, and after a while I found out that "Kamila" rly fit me because lf that lol
so here it is.
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@domi idk how it was before but there is stuff like vast.ai which is like a marketplace for virtual GPUs, and it can go as low as $0.14/hour
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
I'll start renting "AI focused" GPU's to crack hashes neodog_cute
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@yassie_j "Well you see, that kid was kicking rocks on his way back home, that's dangerous! He could aim it for me!"
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
abuse, ableism @mpk @alina @hipsterelectron I never had any IQ test cus my parents didn't believe in mental illnesses so I was just deemed quirky smartish child neodog_woozy
didn't help how quickly I developed coping mechanism of shutting the fuck up and slowly rotting inside so that I don't annoy my family
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
Polish colleges don't show me english version of the website or at least have working language change button challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@alina @hipsterelectron sad that productivity is required for survival
and currently I'm basically a NEET neodog_woozy
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@alina @hipsterelectron I remember how as a kid I was supposed to take part in some computer science competition but I got scared so I just didn't do it
Ohh the disappointment of everyone
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@alina @hipsterelectron I never had an actual IQ test or anything but I was always a computer nerd so kinda same
(tbh when I did those IQ tests for like shits and giggles I was average but like who gives a shit neodog_googly_woozy)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@alina @hipsterelectron omg IQ thing imo is so hilarious
when ppl are in like
that mf Mensa society or whatever
"smartest" ppl on earth on their way to pay a subscription to be in a smart ppl club so they can brag about being smart lmao