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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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Experimental instance (or not, ig its staying i dont care anymore)

A queer moron that does cool shit sometimes like being a speaker at an event
Certified euro cuck
A woman
Idk
Nerd

Website:
kamila.pet

If something I say sounds insane it's usually a shitpost, but if you wanna be sure u can ask (It will give me feedback to add notation so that I can be sure it's not misunderstood)

I can be weird and lewd here, I usually try to CW stuff correctly, mostly succeed but viewer discretion is advised, I am not strictly mDNI but I def would require not interacting with lewd posts, and I will block if I realize that this is happening.
Also lewd stuff I post are usually jokes, I am in a monogamous relationship so do NOT try to unironically hit on me. Ironically is fine if I know you and its all for jokes.

Few statements that I believe so if u dont believe you might not like me and I might not like you:
- Trans rights (I mean ALL trans rights. Transfem, masc, enby, anything else too, you are all valid)
- Gay rights
- Queer rights
- MAPs aren't queers. Pedophilia is not a sexuality.
- Privacy matters

See also:
@markasspandi
Pronouns
she/her (EN), ona/jej (PL)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@alina @hipsterelectron damn
this opened something inside me and I am not ready to process it so
im a ouppy woof
neodog_cute
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@alina @hipsterelectron Head emptyyyyyyyyy yip yip neodog_cute
(unless someone says Bitcoin encryption (Elon you fucking idiot) I WILL go on an hour long rant about what the fuck are they talking about)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@alina @hipsterelectron im glad im just a stupid idiot puppy so everyone knows what I'm up to neodog_cute
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
drugs, cannabis @alina Ok hear me out genius plan
Make science laboratory that studies lasers and shit
Study interaction between weed clouds and lasers
Now u can smoke weed and write it up as an buisness expense
profit
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@alina I understood this post wrong lmao
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@alina They did start collaborating
tho for now it was only to make Mullvad Browser
but it is a good start
Would be cool to see them collab more
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@yassie_j I didn't get a job at @UpCloud either...
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@lily @yassie_j white people invaded the hood
now they sell homemade jewelry on the streets
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
this is a joke i dont wish harm on toby fox i am just very passionate @ipg I am completely ignoring the later part I just find first part of this post hilarious
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
God I sure love how timeline on fedi is chronological
SODI
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
tylko OG pamiętają legendarną walke Lidl vs Dino na fedi
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
lewd, sex, shitposty its funny how simple it is to turn a man on
its like genee lamp u just rub enough and poof dick in mouth
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@mkljczk @zzanp też widziałam w telewizji raz jakaś z ai dziećmi
ale nie pamiętam czy to lokomotiv był xd
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@alina @SuperDicq damn I'm like
1 month older than git
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@puppygirlhornypost2 @mcalel U could still play the physical copies of games (at least maybe those that didn't require downloading the game)
And idk how the brick yet works but if it would somehow make it not moddable anymore then thst wouod be a difference too
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@puppygirlhornypost2 @mcalel afaik they added that they have ability to render whole device useless, just straight up brick it lol
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@mkljczk neofox_floof_explode
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@alina I meant it does not have * so it is no more
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
joke, re: list of psychoactive drugs/meds i did @alina no prog 💔
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@mkljczk a ja to fo