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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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Experimental instance (or not, ig its staying i dont care anymore)

A queer moron that does cool shit sometimes like being a speaker at an event
Certified euro cuck
A woman
Idk
Nerd

Website:
kamila.pet

If something I say sounds insane it's usually a shitpost, but if you wanna be sure u can ask (It will give me feedback to add notation so that I can be sure it's not misunderstood)

I can be weird and lewd here, I usually try to CW stuff correctly, mostly succeed but viewer discretion is advised, I am not strictly mDNI but I def would require not interacting with lewd posts, and I will block if I realize that this is happening.
Also lewd stuff I post are usually jokes, I am in a monogamous relationship so do NOT try to unironically hit on me. Ironically is fine if I know you and its all for jokes.

Few statements that I believe so if u dont believe you might not like me and I might not like you:
- Trans rights (I mean ALL trans rights. Transfem, masc, enby, anything else too, you are all valid)
- Gay rights
- Queer rights
- MAPs aren't queers. Pedophilia is not a sexuality.
- Privacy matters

See also:
@markasspandi
Pronouns
she/her (EN), ona/jej (PL)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@mkljczk wygrała nagrode za bycie największą Polską użytkowniczką fedi mieszkającą w Kanadzie
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
sorry I was not so active recently I was rotting away thanks for understanding
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@h I'm up for it
:3
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
Stop talking about Among Us copypasta but about deltarune, bit lewd at the end, caps STOP POSTING ABOUT DELTARUNE! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON FEDI SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just deltarune stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my boyfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is Kris HAHA" I fucking looked at a furry porn and said "THAT'S A TORIEL" I looked at my penis I think of an Ralsei and I go "FEMBOY GOATT" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
cwboost, uspol @Techaltar
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
Homomorphic encryption is cool but havw u heard about homeopathic encryption?
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@julia @lykrast For a sec I thought it was "the game" post lmao
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@SuperDicq @alina @xerz that's fair
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@alina @xerz @SuperDicq ok to be fair it's not 100% confirmed
but was lots of evidence about this
but Ig I should add that it's ✨allegedly✨
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@xerz @alina @SuperDicq also a lolicon btw
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@april neodog_angel_pleading
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@bl00d everyone knows best way to sleep is levitating 23.4 cm above the bed
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@sneexy yeah but not for like every single page I think
I was more thinking making some web server that would serve files stored on file system based on subdomain
so like
index.html.sumshit.domain
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@julia I can teach you
I don't know shit but the best way to learn is teaching so after a while it should workout somehow
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
funny idea
using subdomains as subpages
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@julia human interaction can be used for harassment we should ban it
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@oli I guess Veggietales was correct that humor in the future will be automatically generated
Just didn't expect the generator would the the humorous part
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
joe mama
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
Mh- @ity neodog_hug_cat_sad
I know jealousy very well, it sucks
neodog_hug_cat_sad
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@julia I mean yeah its over thats the point /j