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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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Experimental instance (or not, ig its staying i dont care anymore)

A queer moron that does cool shit sometimes like being a speaker at an event
Certified euro cuck
A woman
Idk
Nerd

Website:
kamila.pet

If something I say sounds insane it's usually a shitpost, but if you wanna be sure u can ask (It will give me feedback to add notation so that I can be sure it's not misunderstood)

I can be weird and lewd here, I usually try to CW stuff correctly, mostly succeed but viewer discretion is advised, I am not strictly mDNI but I def would require not interacting with lewd posts, and I will block if I realize that this is happening.
Also lewd stuff I post are usually jokes, I am in a monogamous relationship so do NOT try to unironically hit on me. Ironically is fine if I know you and its all for jokes.

Few statements that I believe so if u dont believe you might not like me and I might not like you:
- Trans rights (I mean ALL trans rights. Transfem, masc, enby, anything else too, you are all valid)
- Gay rights
- Queer rights
- MAPs aren't queers. Pedophilia is not a sexuality.
- Privacy matters

See also:
@markasspandi
Pronouns
she/her (EN), ona/jej (PL)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
4mo
re: Uspol ig (not bad) @julia fair just wanted to make the telephone game joke
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
4mo
re: General Pol, age verification @lunareclipse @julia I fucking HATED that statement
I never understood it cus its just so abstractly stupid
Its like "hm we want to let kids know that they are stupid and dont have a say in anything, whats stupid and dont say stuff too? fish? okay, lets say that kids are fish"
like ??
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
4mo
re: Uspol ig (not bad) @julia wouldn't it be easier to like search for it or is politics in the US sort of like a telephone game where u have to get info from others /j
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
4mo
@julia @rexo Oh thats why you are on fedi
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
4mo
eupol, positive Oh God finally some good news

www.patrick-breyer.de/en/historic-chat-control-vote-in-the-eu-parliament-meps-vote-to-end-untargeted-mass-scanning-of-private-chats/
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
4mo
I just saw an AI generated ad for a fucking foundation that fights cancer in children????
and it used a fucking AI caricature of a sick child with cancer
what the fuck????
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
4mo
I (finally) wrote a fic I wanted for a long time.
It's short and def could be improved, but I wanted to represent something I feel a lot, about sexuality and genital dysphoria.
(It includes mentions of sex and stuff, but tbh isn't rly that sexual, its more about emotions, but still probably enough to be classified as 18+ ig)
I am happy with the results even tho I worked on it for a very short time.
I plan to write more stuff like this, it is a very nice outlet.

archiveofourown.org/works/81183611
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
4mo
in before "advocating for violence" imma whoop ur ass too go away
(/j)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
4mo
AI policy: "If i know u used AI imma whoop ur ass"
- short
- explains responsibility
- if it looks like AI, ass is bout to be whooped
- if it doesn't look like AI, cool it looks either shit or isn't shit
- a lot of commits coming in? U can just assume its AI and come back to ass whooping
u can just whoop ass of AI people, its free
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
4mo
@puppygirlhornypost2 I finally slept okay after 2 days of not sleeping like almost at all so im fine :3
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
4mo
@littlefox ohh
sounds gross but you do you 🙏
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
4mo
@littlefox idk whats that but sounds funny
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
4mo
@littlefox
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
4mo
honestly saying "I made some BUULSSHIIT" whilr indeed doing some random bullshit is peak comedy for me
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
4mo
@sodiboo "@context@context" is used to describe which @context of current @context is the @context used in YAML-LD' @context
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
4mo
@LunaDragofelis Yeah
I was very surprised
Positively ofc but still surprising
I mean I don't think it's like, private private 1 person, but it's just a special one where only some ppl go so since almost no-one uses them it's basically private and that's so cool actually
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
4mo
Once in a while I actually love my college
We got a P.E. class, and I asked prof like, what changing room should I go since I'm trans
And she told me that she's gonna ask around and stuff
And now she told me that I can come bit earlier each week and get a key to a private changing room
I got my own damn changing room that's wild
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
4mo
@a1ba BluRays are kinda like that
u can use VLC/mpv to play from the disc
I also can recommend MakeMKV, it can open and decrypt bluray drives and export them as .mkv
It's technically paid but it's in eternal state of "free beta"
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
4mo
@yassie_j Got 0.0039 :3
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
4mo
Learning ansible and terraform (opentofu) and while I still hate HCL looking at it provisioning servers and setting them up is fun