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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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Experimental instance (or not, ig its staying i dont care anymore)

A queer moron that does cool shit sometimes like being a speaker at an event
Certified euro cuck
A woman
Idk
Nerd

Website:
kamila.pet

If something I say sounds insane it's usually a shitpost, but if you wanna be sure u can ask (It will give me feedback to add notation so that I can be sure it's not misunderstood)

I can be weird and lewd here, I usually try to CW stuff correctly, mostly succeed but viewer discretion is advised, I am not strictly mDNI but I def would require not interacting with lewd posts, and I will block if I realize that this is happening.
Also lewd stuff I post are usually jokes, I am in a monogamous relationship so do NOT try to unironically hit on me. Ironically is fine if I know you and its all for jokes.

Few statements that I believe so if u dont believe you might not like me and I might not like you:
- Trans rights (I mean ALL trans rights. Transfem, masc, enby, anything else too, you are all valid)
- Gay rights
- Queer rights
- MAPs aren't queers. Pedophilia is not a sexuality.
- Privacy matters

See also:
@markasspandi
Pronouns
she/her (EN), ona/jej (PL)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
6mo
@mkljczk @rysiek imagine culinary channel making a promotion about how healthy is mcdonalds
if some random person would do this, sure they might not know it
but when an presumed master chief is saying this then this makes me doubt their competence
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
6mo
@rail right-wing people hate everything cute and fun and this seems to be cute so that's why they hate it
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
6mo
@rysiek also it's almost always the exact the same providers: NordVPN or ExpressVPN, sometimes maybe that TunnelBear thing
I don't think I've ever seen any other VPN provider try so hard to get promoted everywhere
Personally I find that by itself suspsicious too
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
6mo
@rysiek damn
kinda sad
tbh VPN ads themself wouldn't be so bad if they didn't just like
try so hard to say they are the greatest ever thing in cybersecurity
like Tom Scott made in that one video
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
6mo
@ellie whay counts as fat cus im 73kg and hairy
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
6mo
@ellie what bout fat hairy woman
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
6mo
@ellie me when i imagine spinning cd
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
6mo
@grug IM HUNGRY
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
6mo
@grug good... im hungry
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
6mo
@mkljczk wait which one
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
6mo
@vozercozer "Requesting you guys to show some love" 😭😭😭
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
6mo
@mkljczk @kasica potwierdzam jestem jej kontem
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
6mo
@yassie_j @mir citizenship for me but not for you 🥰
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
6mo
@yassie_j @mir Ukrainian driver once gave me a rant about Ukrainians neodog_woozy
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
6mo
@HatsuneMiku yay gender affirming miku
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
6mo
@HatsuneMiku Hello Hatsune Miku I am Kamila
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
6mo
@sodiboo no
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
6mo
@sodiboo aight hi
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
6mo
@sodiboo i wanted to post that from stupid fedi games account but i forgot login there and i couldnt be bothered to reset it for a gag
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
6mo
@sodiboo also hi were u gone or am i just stupid and just noticed you again