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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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Experimental instance (or not, ig its staying i dont care anymore)

A queer moron that does cool shit sometimes like being a speaker at an event
Certified euro cuck
A woman
Idk
Nerd

Website:
kamila.pet

If something I say sounds insane it's usually a shitpost, but if you wanna be sure u can ask (It will give me feedback to add notation so that I can be sure it's not misunderstood)

I can be weird and lewd here, I usually try to CW stuff correctly, mostly succeed but viewer discretion is advised, I am not strictly mDNI but I def would require not interacting with lewd posts, and I will block if I realize that this is happening.
Also lewd stuff I post are usually jokes, I am in a monogamous relationship so do NOT try to unironically hit on me. Ironically is fine if I know you and its all for jokes.

Few statements that I believe so if u dont believe you might not like me and I might not like you:
- Trans rights (I mean ALL trans rights. Transfem, masc, enby, anything else too, you are all valid)
- Gay rights
- Queer rights
- MAPs aren't queers. Pedophilia is not a sexuality.
- Privacy matters

See also:
@markasspandi
Pronouns
she/her (EN), ona/jej (PL)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
6mo
Remembering the driving suitcase that u could sit on and drive
Why the fuck did humanity laugh at it it was genius
Easily top 10 most important technological advancements of our lifetimes
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
6mo
@yassie_j I mean hiii sib 💜
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
6mo
@yassie_j f-
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
6mo
@MiaWinter @thermia @link "hell yeah" gonna be first boolean to equal to 2
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
6mo
who the fuck needs kubernetes when u can use opentofu and ansible
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
6mo
@domi @mothcompute ye I was agreeing with u :3
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
6mo
@domi @mothcompute Idk how is it now but I remember how easy it was to restart bios password by removing the battery, no need to even modify nvram or flash anything, just poping the lil coin for a bit
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
6mo
@julia @privateger in beets.readthedocs.io/en/stable/guides/main.html it mentions read-only mode, it might work for a dry run?
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
6mo
im gonna keep boosting this cus i rly like it idc
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
6mo
re: Uspol ig (not bad) @julia fair just wanted to make the telephone game joke
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
6mo
re: General Pol, age verification @lunareclipse @julia I fucking HATED that statement
I never understood it cus its just so abstractly stupid
Its like "hm we want to let kids know that they are stupid and dont have a say in anything, whats stupid and dont say stuff too? fish? okay, lets say that kids are fish"
like ??
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
6mo
re: Uspol ig (not bad) @julia wouldn't it be easier to like search for it or is politics in the US sort of like a telephone game where u have to get info from others /j
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
6mo
@julia @rexo Oh thats why you are on fedi
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
6mo
eupol, positive Oh God finally some good news

www.patrick-breyer.de/en/historic-chat-control-vote-in-the-eu-parliament-meps-vote-to-end-untargeted-mass-scanning-of-private-chats/
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
6mo
I just saw an AI generated ad for a fucking foundation that fights cancer in children????
and it used a fucking AI caricature of a sick child with cancer
what the fuck????
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
6mo
I (finally) wrote a fic I wanted for a long time.
It's short and def could be improved, but I wanted to represent something I feel a lot, about sexuality and genital dysphoria.
(It includes mentions of sex and stuff, but tbh isn't rly that sexual, its more about emotions, but still probably enough to be classified as 18+ ig)
I am happy with the results even tho I worked on it for a very short time.
I plan to write more stuff like this, it is a very nice outlet.

archiveofourown.org/works/81183611
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
6mo
in before "advocating for violence" imma whoop ur ass too go away
(/j)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
6mo
AI policy: "If i know u used AI imma whoop ur ass"
- short
- explains responsibility
- if it looks like AI, ass is bout to be whooped
- if it doesn't look like AI, cool it looks either shit or isn't shit
- a lot of commits coming in? U can just assume its AI and come back to ass whooping
u can just whoop ass of AI people, its free
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
6mo
@puppygirlhornypost2 I finally slept okay after 2 days of not sleeping like almost at all so im fine :3
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
6mo
@littlefox ohh
sounds gross but you do you 🙏