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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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Experimental instance (or not, ig its staying i dont care anymore)

A queer moron that does cool shit sometimes like being a speaker at an event
Certified euro cuck
A woman
Idk
Nerd

Website:
kamila.pet

If something I say sounds insane it's usually a shitpost, but if you wanna be sure u can ask (It will give me feedback to add notation so that I can be sure it's not misunderstood)

I can be weird and lewd here, I usually try to CW stuff correctly, mostly succeed but viewer discretion is advised, I am not strictly mDNI but I def would require not interacting with lewd posts, and I will block if I realize that this is happening.
Also lewd stuff I post are usually jokes, I am in a monogamous relationship so do NOT try to unironically hit on me. Ironically is fine if I know you and its all for jokes.

Few statements that I believe so if u dont believe you might not like me and I might not like you:
- Trans rights (I mean ALL trans rights. Transfem, masc, enby, anything else too, you are all valid)
- Gay rights
- Queer rights
- MAPs aren't queers. Pedophilia is not a sexuality.
- Privacy matters

See also:
@markasspandi
Pronouns
she/her (EN), ona/jej (PL)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
7mo
@icantchangethisname i dont think it was clear but at least more clear than my initial response
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
7mo
@icantchangethisname i didnt rly explain so like here's tldr: someone on bluesky can follow bridgy fed account on bluesky, and then the account gets accessible on fedi cus its kinda mirrored
but they do have to follow that account for this to happen so if they did then yippe just have to find their username with
@bsky.brid.gy as instance
if they dont then, idk annoy them into doing so cus otherways can't follow :(
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
7mo
@icantchangethisname There's fed.brid.gy
its okey, but artists would have to first follow it to allow following from fedi
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
7mo
@julia @luna but ye I get u wanting larger if u want u do u girl
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
7mo
@julia @luna I get wanting larger but tbh yeah no thats not small, not large, but not small
Imo thats perfect cus I feel larger than that would start to hurt back (well maybe not, idk) and be annoying or at least more annoying than C
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
7mo
Trump @yassie_j God finally
Drinking petrol without lead was not the same
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
7mo
caps YES SURE SHOOT FIREWORKS AT 3 AM FUCKING UR SO COOL DUDE YEAH AWESOME LETS WAKE EVERYONE UP AND SCARE DOGS AND PEOPLE CUS UR BORED FUCKING AWESOME
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
7mo
@yassie_j that was not an adoration
that was a threat
I am approaching your location right now to squeeze u
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
7mo
@yassie_j Waaaaaa
So cuteee
The smile is rly adorable tooooo
wanna hold and squeeze u
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
7mo
@fediplayssnake I vote turn right
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
7mo
@lina I'm from Poland and might be interested
How much?
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
7mo
Lewd @julia more like orgy am i right or am i left (woker(
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
7mo
@jeder cały CBŚ obudzą przez to
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
7mo
Hogwarts Legacy is free on Epic so if you want to play it morally correct u can now do that without paying Rowling shit
Just don't share ur experience to not encourage people to buy it 🥰
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
7mo
@sodiboo Steam Machine (maybe) will launch at some point in tbe future
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
7mo
@realgamingleaks this is funny because Super Mario Maker for 3DS lacked option to upload levels so this statement is not fully supported by the history of this series
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
7mo
@halva they asked chatgpt to update their frontend to allow using it so its gonna take a while
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
7mo
like, lewd kinda? mentions lewd drawing, Idfk what to cw this as even but at the minimum there's mention of lewd drawing Someone drew a very quality image of someone sucking a horse's dick on a bench in college
What is this place even about
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
7mo
@thiscatis I generally don't like copyright and whatever but I really really hope they did not have right to play that scene from Suits or Friends so they get sued to oblivion cus that'd be really fucking funny
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
7mo
@tauon neodog_woozy