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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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Experimental instance (or not, ig its staying i dont care anymore)

A queer moron that does cool shit sometimes like being a speaker at an event
Certified euro cuck
A woman
Idk
Nerd

Website:
kamila.pet

If something I say sounds insane it's usually a shitpost, but if you wanna be sure u can ask (It will give me feedback to add notation so that I can be sure it's not misunderstood)

I can be weird and lewd here, I usually try to CW stuff correctly, mostly succeed but viewer discretion is advised, I am not strictly mDNI but I def would require not interacting with lewd posts, and I will block if I realize that this is happening.
Also lewd stuff I post are usually jokes, I am in a monogamous relationship so do NOT try to unironically hit on me. Ironically is fine if I know you and its all for jokes.

Few statements that I believe so if u dont believe you might not like me and I might not like you:
- Trans rights (I mean ALL trans rights. Transfem, masc, enby, anything else too, you are all valid)
- Gay rights
- Queer rights
- MAPs aren't queers. Pedophilia is not a sexuality.
- Privacy matters

See also:
@markasspandi
Pronouns
she/her (EN), ona/jej (PL)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
9mo
Happiness is a song and bitch I'm all about that melody
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
9mo
kink @liv And they say it will happen only when we get oxygen deprived...
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
9mo
@RedCyberPandaz absolute cinema
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
9mo
@tauon real af
I plan to switch to Tuta seems to be better, or other provider, potentially even paid
But switching email is such a hassle ugh
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
9mo
How it feels to be so close to actually transitioning and feeling like life is finally going in the right direction and seeing the blissful sunlight of a bright future in front of me
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
9mo
sex @sodiboo you RUINED IT
No dickalings for you
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
9mo
sex @sodiboo congrats on suckoing da dingaling
wishing many more to come
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
9mo
sex @sodiboo i might be dumb but do you mean
you sucked dick for the first time, and it happened in Hamburg
or was it the first time you sucked a dick specifically in Hamburg
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
9mo
something the very anti-ai part of fedi would probably hate, but honestly feels necessary at this point @pearl I don't think LLM would be rly necessary for that, there are classifiers, but using some small local LM model would suffice for this purpose without need to like retrain a specific classifier (there are existing models but they are usually for like NSFW text or whatever, doubt they would be more customizable for this purpose than some local LM)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
9mo
@puppygirlhornypost2 How dare you insult the classic movie Spy Kids about kids that are spies
(I dont fucking knwo whats thats movie)
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
9mo
@puppygirlhornypost2 I mean
Shrek did have like
insane amount of cultural impact lol
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
9mo
It's so close
It's so close I can feel it
It might start soon enough
I can do it
I can do it
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
9mo
@tauon professionalism ruins the simplest form of joy there is on this world
silliness
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
9mo
@green grug shortly after inventing fire when he put water on it
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
9mo
what if one would like take a shit lot of uranium in like powder form or whatever and throw it at an tornado
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
9mo
cursed, silly @Starcross @josh god forbid woman does anything
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
9mo
Project idea 💡 843742: immich like thing but designed specifically for my usecase of containing a lot of files (40k collection my belowed)
And also would have a benefit of not being affiliated with Rossmann
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
9mo
@puppygirlhornypost2 Funnly enough those sites are often a perfect way to find exactly that
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
9mo
@tauon oh i read that very wrong at first
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
9mo
@nelson @freeplay thatsbe awesomesauce wdym