This user is currently living in the parallel universe that Apple ads show, the "what's a computer"
i don't have an apple product or anything, just living in that world separately, unrelated, moisturized
UpCloud has an official UpCloud drink, which sucks
BI team in UpCloud has an official BI team drink, which rules
coconut water, a HEALTHY serving of mezcal, lemon, lil bit of hot sauce, ice, a dash of coconut cream
smells like sour smoke, tastes like it's gonna get you fucked up
just like working in UpCloud Bisexual Intelligence team
