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Lewis I @lu1a@shrimpnet.gej.pet
Ephemeral account! I'm sort of a playtester at the whim of @MarkAssPandi .
On every new instance I dance around on, I will re-gain my followers manually.
Headmates:
@lu1a @lu1a

Likes: Computers, nature, food
Dislikes: Computers
Location
Helsinki, Finland
Pronouns
He/Him (EN)
Ephemeral account Yes
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Lewis I @lu1a@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
bdsm test @sodiboo I think I did the wrong test, it gave me

Functional Programming Paradigms – 97%
OpenBSD (Secure OS Engineering) – 96%
9front (Plan 9 Derivative) – 95%
Containerization (Docker, OCI) – 91%
Distributed Systems Design – 88%
CI/CD Pipelines (e.g., GitHub Actions, Jenkins) – 84%
Type Systems & Static Analysis – 81%
Network Security (TLS, SSH, Zero Trust) – 78%
Relational Databases (PostgreSQL, MySQL) – 74%
Data Serialization Formats (JSON, Protobuf) – 70%
Version Control (Git Internals) – 67%
Microservices Architecture – 62%
Monitoring & Observability (Prometheus, Grafana) – 59%
Message Queues (Kafka, RabbitMQ) – 55%
Event-Driven Architecture – 51%
Concurrency (Threads, Goroutines) – 47%
GraphQL vs REST APIs – 42%
Memory Management (Garbage Collection, Pointers) – 38%
Database Indexing & Query Optimization – 33%
Cloud Infrastructure (Terraform, AWS) – 29%
Bluetooth Networking – 0%
IPv4 Subnetting – 0%
IPv4 NAT (Network Address Translation) – 0%
IPv4 DHCP – 0%
IPv4 Routing Protocols (e.g., RIP, OSPF) – 0%
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Lewis I @lu1a@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@MarkAssPandi scam-seeming level
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Lewis I @lu1a@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@sodiboo upcloud should start calling peoples' mothers
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Lewis I @lu1a@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@Ezzy dirt-eating fedi meta when
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Lewis I @lu1a@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@1 That's great to go off, thanks! I want one.
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Lewis I @lu1a@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@alina .....................wow that's our competition at upcloud????
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Lewis I @lu1a@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@1 no joke where can one buy tungsten cube in the EU, non shady site
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Lewis I @lu1a@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@sodiboo suomi mainittu!! räääääääääää
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Lewis I @lu1a@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@sodiboo i have no hiring power but we can sneak you into the upcloud office and you just start working and we normalize it socially until it just becomes real
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Lewis I @lu1a@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
Happy birthday @sodiboo !!!
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Lewis I @lu1a@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@sodiboo @javaduke 13578 trillion devices..
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Lewis I @lu1a@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
sus @evamik TIL there's a tiny little part of your body that is a "sweet spot" that one has to be "accurate with aiming"

.."implant"
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Lewis I @lu1a@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@alina i've been saying this!
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Lewis I @lu1a@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@ghostlyash @transcendentempress sonic screwdriver but with flipper zero internals so that it really does unlock everything
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Lewis I @lu1a@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@jana @UpCloud I have been advised that this not secrecy for the sake of it but so that "our abstraction layer elegantly conceals low-level details". BLINKS TWICE SLOWLY
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Lewis I @lu1a@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@jana @UpCloud Tech? Not allowed to say :D

The limiting factors were mostly the available bandwidth (don't ask what kind, on what plane, or what tech) and the load on storing the routes on the network devices (don't ask which). There have been improvements to both (don't ask what improvements) :D
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Lewis I @lu1a@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@jana @UpCloud let me get back to you on what i can actually say out loud :D
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Lewis I @lu1a@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@bret @UpCloud fosstodon has a strict no-shitposting rule so u can't reply here
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Lewis I @lu1a@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@alina i counter this with: 14:12
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Lewis I @lu1a@shrimpnet.gej.pet
1y
@UpCloud do you think I'm joking